I can’t vote in District 3’s Constable race, but if I could, I wouldn’t think twice about giving my vote to Harvey Dean Collins.
With over thirty years of experience, he says, Collins looks qualified for the job. His campaign ad reads, “I can eat a sandwich with one hand, pick up a dead dog with the other.”
How that multitasking applies to the job, I don’t know. But it’s definitely enough to earn my vote. Throw in the fact he can unlock any vehicle door, and it’s an easy decision on the ballot.