A 28-year-old man from from Ludlow, Kentucky was arrested upon landing at Charlotte Douglas International Airport over the weekend after he urinated on the aircraft floor during a cross-country flight from San Francisco. The man, Jordan Gardner, was accused of pulling down his pants at his seat, arching his back, and letting her go right there onto the American Airlines carpet.
“Flight attendants were unable to get rid of the pungent smell of urine, which had soaked into the carpet, meaning passengers were forced to deal with it for the rest of the four-hour flight,” reports the the Daily Mail.
Gardner was sent to the plane’s lavatory, where he passed out.
He told police he had two double shots of vodka at a bar in San Francisco’s airport before boarding the plane, but had no recollection of urinating on the plane. He suggested maybe someone spilled a drink on him in San Francisco, and that the smell of alcohol on his breath (11 hours after takeoff) was from his chewing gum. Seems reasonable.
I bet he’s a big Dierks Bentley fan.