A man in Kentucky was arrested last week for attempting to shoplift over $200 worth of items from the Wal-Mart in Shepherdsville.
Theft happens often at Wal-Marts all over the country, but this particular case is interesting because the man, David Pethel, cracked open a beer and ate a corn dog before walking out of the store with a cart full of stuff. According to Shepherdsville police, the items totaled $241 in value, and the beer was a 20-ouncer.
Pethel was charged with one count of theft by unlawful taking (under $500) and booked in the Bullitt County jail.
That, my friends, is so Bullitt County.