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Jogger won’t stop pooping in people’s yards

There are headlines and then there are smheadlines. Today’s is definitely the latter. A jogger in Colorado Springs is in the news today for pooping in people’s yards. Yes, you read that correctly. The jogger has been spotted numerous times in her neighborhood dropping her pants and relieving herself, even in front of children.

“I was like ‘are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ And she was like ‘Yeah…sorry,'” homeowner Cathy Budde told a Colorado Springs news station.

When you gotta go, you gotta go, but apparently, this is a routine thing despite the fact that there are public restrooms along the running path. The neighborhood has put “The Mad Pooper” on notice:

What a crappy thing to do.

[WLKY]

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36 Comments for Jogger won’t stop pooping in people’s yards



  1. UK Football BRO
    12:39 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    I’m sure she is targeting pet owners for deposits in her yard. lol



    • Reuben Cuban
      4:35 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      What balls. She must be a real dog.



  2. lexwildcat859
    12:45 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    Sounds like fake news



  3. macattack
    1:08 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    What a crappy thing to do…



  4. BluKudzu
    1:40 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    This is a sick individual.



  5. joshatc
    1:45 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    If this is real, then that woman is super nasty. I mean seriously, who repeatedly drops a deuce in public?



  6. BlueGrass
    1:53 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    If a man did that, their would have been a man hunt to apprehend him for exposing himself to children and he’d already be on the sex offender registry.

    • Except in some big cities like San Francisco. I read an article before the Super Bowl was held there that described how bad the problem was (and I assume still is) with the homeless doing this literally anywhere and everywhere. The politicians just don’t care because the wackos are in charge.



    • Eazy
      3:05 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      Lol, you guys don’t actually think men have it easier do you? Do some research. The ignorance in this country is at an all time high. Oh, and if what you say is true how come men can run top less and women get arrested for the same thing ?!



    • plumloopy
      3:05 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      Yes, I’m sure the politicians don’t care because they are SF wackos. And what’s your solution? Portapotties for homeless? Arrests? Good luck finding a solution that doesn’t piss somebody off due to the $$$ you’ll inevitably have to spend.

      Anyway. Pooping jogger.



    • Eazy
      3:07 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      There is only one wacko in charge that I know of…



    • Eazy
      3:08 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      Meant to say you don’t actually think women have it easier!



    • Eazy
      3:18 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      Examples: disparity in pay, gawkers, rape, sexual assault, etc. You can’t even argue against it. So you idiots try to ignore it. Women even have to pay more for everyday items like deodorant. It’s pathetic.



    • east-ky-boy
      5:54 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      Yea really. If this was a man then he already be arrested



    • UK Big Board Update
      9:44 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      ^^^ Pikeville “English” ^^^



  7. gright
    2:06 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    I am guessing she has crohn’s disease or some type of chronic diarrhea problem. She probably needs to run somewhere she has easier access to bathroom facilities.



    • TBW3011
      2:43 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      Yeah. Buy a treadmill.



    • Reuben Cuban
      4:40 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      Or Sports Depensds with Activated Charcoal. Does she drag her behind along the wet lawn like a canine?



  8. King Kelly Coleman
    2:10 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    A paintball gun would go a long way in stopping this.



  9. sprtphan
    2:36 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    Fertilizer. Greenest yards in the neighborhood.



  10. meeksfor3
    2:46 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    So is this the female in question in the picture?



  11. TBW3011
    2:50 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    Nothing a pellet gun to the ass won’t stop.



  12. Eazy
    3:06 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    I meant you can’t be stupid enough to think women have it easier!



  13. ClutchCargo
    3:09 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    So, does she bring along some tp or just keep jogging with a dirty ass? Nasty either way.



  14. Sentient Third Eye
    3:11 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    Maybe there’s a bare place in the grass and she’s just trying to fertilize it?



  15. Angelo
    4:05 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    Wow! Too much information… I hope it’s fake.



  16. The Seer
    7:05 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    Stick to spor….. wait. I guess running is a sport kinda. And pooping can be at times.

    I’ll allow it.



  17. east-ky-boy
    8:51 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

    I bet she eats Taco Bell before she runs. Lol



    • ClutchCargo
      9:19 pm September 19, 2017 Permalink

      “Taco Bell” and “runs” in the same sentence. Coincidence?