There are headlines and then there are smheadlines. Today’s is definitely the latter. A jogger in Colorado Springs is in the news today for pooping in people’s yards. Yes, you read that correctly. The jogger has been spotted numerous times in her neighborhood dropping her pants and relieving herself, even in front of children.
“I was like ‘are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ And she was like ‘Yeah…sorry,'” homeowner Cathy Budde told a Colorado Springs news station.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, but apparently, this is a routine thing despite the fact that there are public restrooms along the running path. The neighborhood has put “The Mad Pooper” on notice:
What a crappy thing to do.