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Jim Gray Supporters Glitter Bomb Rand Paul’s Field Office


Editor’s Note: The following was previously published on The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of Fake News You Can’t Count On.

In a senseless act of passive aggression, Rand Paul’s Bluegrass Field Office in Lexington was glitter bombed early Tuesday morning and the words “We Want A Permanent Solution, Not A Perm” spray painted on the outside of the building, according to local officials.

No arrests by the fashion police have been made.

Sen. Rand Paul on Tuesday called the glitter bomb an “assault on our democracy and decor”. Speaking from the scene, Paul said the incident won’t get in the way of fair elections or his campaign.

“These radical Hobby Lobbyists aren’t gonna stop our plans to represent Kentuckians and defend our constitutional liberties. And while I respect the right of anyone to protest, I don’t support non-traditional protests such as glitter bombing or going to Cher concerts.”

Gov. Matt Bevin weighed in on the “attack” and said he hopes local officials can bring the glitter bombers to justice and face trial. “If I was the judge on this case, I’d throw the scrapbook at them and give a Lifetime sentence for sure.”

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Article written by Harold Leeder

6 Comments for Jim Gray Supporters Glitter Bomb Rand Paul’s Field Office

  1. bubbagump
    6:38 am October 19, 2016 Permalink

  2. bubbagump
    6:40 am October 19, 2016 Permalink

    How about some satirical news about Hillary? We need more diversity on the KSR website.

  3. loservilletard
    10:45 am October 19, 2016 Permalink

    another stupid article, another request that KSR cease publishing this very stupid stuff. Not funny, not entertaining, not informative, and not related to UK sports.

  4. walkerhound
    12:14 pm October 19, 2016 Permalink

    please stop

  5. Wakecrash
    1:45 pm October 19, 2016 Permalink

    As a ky native, I enjoy reading this site. But like so many things, those in charge would rather inject political views vs maintain a site that liberals and conservatives can enjoy equally. This site is just another small step of many driving a deeper divide among Americans. Good luck with that.