Editor’s Note: The following was written by Harold Leeder, editor-in-chief of The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of fake news you can’t count on.
Like other Lexington residents moving away for their career prospects before him, such as Kevin Knox, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Jarred Vanderbilt, and Wenyen Gabriel, Mayor Jim Gray will travel around the state signing autographs before he starts his new career in something other than politics. Whatever it is, it won’t be public speaking because although his voice is smooth as gravy, his hand gestures are as wild as cheesy biscuits.
The future former mayor announced the 7 stop tour this morning and revealed that it will begin Thursday at the Red Robin in Nicholasville. Gray, an undrafted 8th year Mayor, will always be remembered by the citizens of Lexington for playing his part in the 2012 National Championship, the part of Mayor.
Gray will be using the autograph tour as an opportunity to visit some areas of the state he’s never been to before, which would explain that Senate race result a few years ago. At the request of local fans, Gray will be creating traffic for no reason during each tour stop. His final tour date will be at Gattitown in Lexington where he will auction off a pair of campaign worn shoes. They are lightly used.