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Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs from Publix

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There are headlines and then there are smheadlines. This is definitely the latter. According to Tomahawk Nation, Florida State star Jameis Winston was cited for shoplifting crab legs from a Tallahassee Publix. Really.

Of course, this is not Jameis’ first brush with the law. In addition to the alleged rape case, Winston has been linked to a long-running BB gun battle (these really exist???) and a Burger King reported him for stealing soda in ketchup bottles. I did not make these up.

Seriously, how shellfish can you get, Jameis?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

38 Comments for Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs from Publix



  1. Bobbaloo
    11:26 am April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Great Photoshop job! ROTFL



    • Adobe LLC
      1:01 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

      Agree. That’s pretty good work. Who’s the artist?



  2. Jordan
    11:37 am April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Idk when the new rule takes affect, but he has unlimited access to food now and he has to steal some? Don’t let him go to bed hungry! He can just blame the NCAA for him starving and having to resort to stealing, just to survive. (if the new unl. food rule hasn’t passed already. sorry idk)



  3. Al Sharpton
    11:46 am April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Race baiting. He’ll get off the hook. It’s all fishy.



    • Day Sleeper
      11:57 am April 30, 2014 Permalink

      Excellent! “baiting” “hook” and “fishy” all in one comment!!



  4. bluemanchew
    11:55 am April 30, 2014 Permalink

    You can take the person from entitlement. But you can’t take away the sense of entitlement. Seen it in a lot of young people today. They think everything is theirs for the taking. Which is a good thing if you use hardwork to get it. Bad thing when everything is handed to you.



  5. CJ
    12:06 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    I don’t think he understands the NCAA ruling on unlimited food for athletes…



    • Jughead
      12:18 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

      Crablegs—the new meth.



  6. John
    12:16 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Now that’s funny. Shellfish…



  7. freeshoeu
    12:17 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Jimbo Fisher: Jameis, how many times do we gotta tell ya free shoes not free food.

    Jameis Winston: But I thought the NCAA said as much food as I want?

    Fisher: At the cafeteria ding dong!!

    Winston: Ohhh, ok. Can I still have my way with women?

    Fisher: Nooo. (Shaking his head yes)

    Both: Hahaha!!



  8. J-Dub421
    12:18 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    This dude must be stupid. He’s had multiple off-field issues, and never seems to learn. Did he think people wouldn’t notice a 6’5″ guy who just won the Heisman? Everyone knows who he is, and he’s too tall to blend in.



  9. Jughead
    12:19 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    He is so well spoken, I cannot believe ti!



  10. WCS is my homeboy
    12:21 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    #puns



  11. rahrah
    12:24 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Sad that the kid did this, but hilarious post, Mrs. T!



  12. Obama says
    12:24 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    If I had a son he’d look just like Jameis.



    • Michael F. Jox
      12:44 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

      But sadly you’re not Obama, and you’re a loser that no woman will sleep with so you’ll have zero kids. Now move on, loser.



    • Parkinson's
      2:23 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

      Isn’t it about time that finished you off, Michael J. Fox? Not everyone loves your god and savior Barack Obama as much as you, try not to get the shakes in anger.



  13. cAtlanta
    12:35 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    The Tallahassee police department stated that the crab legs went home with Winston at their own free will!



    • Catgrad7072
      12:56 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

      Next year at this time when they finally decide to investigate that’s exactly what they will say.



    • JustSayin
      12:59 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

      The officer told the family of the crabs legs that there would be a serious investigation and he would get back with them.



  14. Greg Allen
    12:50 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    It comes to no shock that he stole he already raped a young girl! The NCAA needs to come down hard on him for stealing I would say at least supsend him for the first 3 games. These athletes think they can do what they want and get away with it!



  15. UKUKUK1865
    1:13 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    This is crazy. He stole the crab legs but didn’t steal the butter to go with them? What are they teaching these kids at FSU?



  16. tsperg
    1:20 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    he was in the stands at a fl st game that turned into a brawl. he then came out of the stands to go on the floor and swing a couple punches. pure class. not



  17. kybigblue
    1:27 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Waiting for the explanation about how it was all a mistake..The investigation will probably be completed after the bowl game.



  18. To be fair...
    1:31 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Crab legs are delicious.



  19. Willis talkin bout..
    1:48 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    be nice if for once these schools (whom comprise the NCAA) would get kids like this, who are clearly troubled, the help they need. Be it therapy or a kick in the pants rather than just letting each incident slide so they can keep reaping the profits. P.J. Hairston was another good example.



    • Cal Sterling
      4:28 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

      Jameis needs to be at a PLAYERS FIRST program. Let me do some checking around. I’ll give Marcus and D Rose a call and see if they know of one.



  20. Bluejay
    1:49 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    Jameis, to the police officer, “My girlfriend mentioned something about crabs, so…you know…”



  21. Beatle Bum
    2:18 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    When does the NCAA’s “all you can eat” rule go into effect?



  22. Beatle Bum
    2:20 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    After a further investigaton and an interview with numerous crabs, Florida law enforcement has decided there is not sufficient evidence to prosecute and are dropping the case. Winston’s good name is restored!!!



  23. kingrex
    2:50 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    That poor girl he got away with raping. This guy is a piece of work.



  24. arlo
    2:52 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    adked why he did it jamus replied “just for the halibut”. i know.



  25. Rod
    3:21 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    He did not rape that poor girl. He was only playing a game of just the tip..



  26. Rick Pitino
    3:51 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    I picked up the crabs at a restaurant once too.



  27. Donald Sterling
    4:18 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    I tried to tell you all about these people. Wasn’t I speaking clearly enough on the tape?



  28. WTF?!
    4:23 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    He was not stealing cola in ketchup bottles, he was allegedly stealing it in the little white cups you put ketchup in that you then dip your fries in. Let’s get the facts, correct, people.



  29. Cal Sterling
    4:31 pm April 30, 2014 Permalink

    This dude is clearly a rocket surgeon. Cut form the same cloth as Vince Young.