There are headlines and then there are smheadlines. This is definitely the latter. According to Tomahawk Nation, Florida State star Jameis Winston was cited for shoplifting crab legs from a Tallahassee Publix. Really.
Of course, this is not Jameis’ first brush with the law. In addition to the alleged rape case, Winston has been linked to a long-running BB gun battle (these really exist???) and a Burger King reported him for stealing soda in ketchup bottles. I did not make these up.
Seriously, how shellfish can you get, Jameis?