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I Voted 6 Times Today And Here’s What I Learned

Editor’s Note: The following was written by Harold Leeder, editor-in-chief of The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of fake news you can’t count on.

KSR gave me 4 hours of paid leave today to get out there and vote, and like any good citizen I wanted to vote early and vote often. Unfortunately, I was only able to vote 6 times before I had to come back to work.

I learned a lot about statewide elections today since I was able to participate in half of a non-baker’s dozen of them. Hopefully, you can take what I learned today and apply them to when elections actually count for something in November.

Lesson 1: There are no bathrooms in the voting booths and the staff gets mad if they have to clean up after you. Pro Tip: Go before you get in line.

Lesson 2: An Inez Subway stamp card counts as a voter ID in Martin County.

Lesson 3: The choice isn’t always yours, you can pick your candidates but you can’t pick your seat. Many precincts don’t take reservations, the first voting hostess I met kept saying “Sir come this way, your booth is over there,” um thanks but no thanks I don’t want to have to wait I’ll just sit at the bar.

Lesson 4: If you see people wearing an “I voted” bracelet in Louisville, it only means they voted in the statewide election today. Unfortunately, the color of the bracelets are not an indication of what base they’re willing to go to with you.

Lesson 5: Dress for the job you have, don’t dress for the candidate you want. Kudos to 3 separate election officials I saw in Lexington that detained voters wearing a sweet leather jacket within 100 feet of a polling place. Rules are rules, and technically this counts as a campaign violation for Amy McGrath.

Lesson 6: There is nowhere to write in your opinion on Outback vs. Buffalo Wild Wings!!

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Article written by Harold Leeder

7 Comments for I Voted 6 Times Today And Here’s What I Learned

  1. wyatts1
    11:03 pm May 22, 2018 Permalink

    Thxs KSR, there went a few minutes of my life that I can never get back. This article makes 0 Sense, and even less on a sports webpage.

    • tree_gardener
      12:17 am May 23, 2018 Permalink

      Wow it took you a few minutes to read this?

    • runningunnin.454
      8:11 am May 23, 2018 Permalink

      It’s called satire; you haven’t noticed that it’s not all about sports on KSR? Laughter is good for you.

    • ukkatzfan
      9:29 am May 23, 2018 Permalink

      But it wasn’t funny.

    • wyatts1
      9:52 am May 23, 2018 Permalink

      KSR= Kentucky SPORTS radio. I agree laughter is a good thing, but C’mon it’s gotta be a little bit funnier then this. Tree_gardener’s line was a bit funnier then this attempt at “satire”. To each their own ?

  2. friendsofcoal
    11:25 pm May 22, 2018 Permalink

    I was thinking the exact same thing!

  3. loservilletard
    2:08 pm May 24, 2018 Permalink

    please ksr, do not post this man’s garbage on your site. If anyone was stupid enough to want to read this crap, they would go to his web site.