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Forget Mom? There’s still time to redeem yourself

The one day a year you can’t skimp out on Mom is coming to a close.  Normally forgetting to send flowers or some decadent decorative swizzle from Shari’s Berries would put you in the doghouse for the long months of Summer.  John Calipari is here to help.

For less than 5 bucks, you can have Coach Cal (or Justin Bieber) call your Mother with a heartwarming message.  You can also pay for the “Smack Talk” option.  I don’t think you’d want to use that one for Mom, but you can have Coach Cal call your favorite U of L friend and tell them they are a stinky dirty bird.

KSR is currently working on their own line of celebrity phone calls.  Why get stuck trying to decide what you want from Taco Bell, when Drew Franklin can decide for you?

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR