FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
A STATEMENT FROM THE “FREE MONEY” PODCAST
LEXINGTON, Kentucky, September 20, 2019: As many of you know, the “Free Money” podcast completely ghosted the KSR podcast network last week, the third week of the college football slate, for what would have been only the third episode of the current season. Now, going into the fourth Saturday of college football, we regret to inform you that there will be no “Free Money” for a second consecutive week.
Many listeners have reached out, begging for a new episode, so they can once again afford to feed their precious families and buy designer watches and bags and new lawn mowers because the show provides them with so much F-U money. We appreciate all of the feedback and the concerns, and we will reward the show’s fans with even bigger duffel bags of free money, like Duke/Zion-sized duffel bags, upon our return.
Until then, thank you for your patience, your understanding, and for being a loyal listener. Best of luck this weekend. I hope you get that bread.