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EDSBS murdered Louisville today

So it turns out we aren’t the only website on the internet that enjoys unloading on the Louisville Cardinals. Spencer Hall over at Every Day Should Be Saturday–you know, the guy from KSR earlier this week–wrote a beautiful piece of online literature about Louisville football this afternoon. So beautiful, I think it can be categorized as word murder.

Hall starts off on a path commending the Cards for scheduling tough opponents early in the season, then goes on a tear making fun of the new uniforms. It’s a real bloodbath of insults.

For example:

Louisville’s uniforms tried to pay child support in Dave & Busters prize tickets.

Louisville’s uniforms are what a video game makes when they don’t have the rights to the Atlanta Falcons uniforms but do have a Monster Energy Drink sponsorship

Louisville’s uniforms were originally designed to be worn by jockeys in a Kid Rock-inspired horse race called the Kentucky Dirtby.

These Louisville uniforms are what bad guys wear in Guy Fieri’s version of Tron.

Louisville’s uniforms what Mountain Dew Code Red: The Person would look like.

It brought a tear to my eye, honestly.

Check out the entire slaughtering here.

This is pretty solid, too:

 

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

19 Comments for EDSBS murdered Louisville today



  1. J-Dub421
    3:29 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    Go read this article. Then read some of the comment section. I laughed ’til I cried. There is some seriously funny stuff there.



    • Adam from Awesome Trot
      4:18 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

      The poop, rock, sock story is epic.



    • J-Dub421
      4:20 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

      That’s the one that had me rolling, along with everyone’s Dr. Seuss responses to it.



    • theSkinny81
      4:35 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

      Tears were running down my face…..



  2. Poppschmidty
    3:34 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    “Louisville’s uniforms look like Ja Rule is the school’s most generous booster”

    I about spit my drink out.



  3. Owen
    4:01 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    I’m insulted to see my name printed in such an awful font on such an awful jersey.



  4. BobKYCats
    4:05 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    Not sure why they want their nameplates to look like gang tattoos, but to each their own.



  5. BenHur
    4:11 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    Uniforms look like a cheap paint job on a low rider in South Central LA. Seriously, could they get any more ghetto?



  6. wildcat502
    4:29 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    They`ll win next week, they play Samford. Didnt he and his son have a show in the 70`s????????



    • wildcat502
      4:30 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

      Just having fun. I love college football and the rivalries



  7. SomewhereInADarkAlley
    4:58 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    you’ll find those bowling ball helmets. Just. Awful.



  8. @BallBlog_Chad
    5:05 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    Owen 3 photoshop is beautiful



  9. Lindurrrrp
    5:55 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    Anybody heard from “Trailer Trash Cat”, or “Toxic Dump Cat”, or any of the Skaggs, Schnitz, Clapp families???? ROTFLMAO!!!!



  10. smoke 1
    6:10 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    the helmet they wore in the auburn game that bird looked like a red eye zombie raven not a cardinal….only Louisville fans love these ugly a$$ uniforms …. .



  11. Dez nuts
    6:27 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

    Who cares what an illiterate pUKe fan has to say. Don’t worry about us, we will be in a bowl, not a toliet bowl game like UK.



    • David
      6:46 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

      Evidently you care or you wouldn’t be on this site.#Cardinaldumbass



    • J-Dub421
      11:11 pm September 18, 2015 Permalink

      Hilarious, you can’t even spell deez correctly.



  12. nunja
    1:26 am September 19, 2015 Permalink

    The murderbird from our uniforms against Auburn is making love to your old lady right now, drew franklin.



    • bruh
      5:27 am September 19, 2015 Permalink

      sick burn, bruh….