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Drunk naked Kentucky man claims worms are coming from genitals

Photo: Madison County Detention Center

Today in ‘Headlines that are too crazy to make up’: a Madison County man was arrested yesterday after running around his neighbor’s yard naked. According to the arrest citation, when police asked 24-year-old Billy Hisle to put his shorts on, he said he was scared to because worms were coming from his genitals. 

As you might imagine, police said Hisle was hallucinating, unsteady on his feet, and had slurred speech. His neighbor called the police after Hisle started screaming and beating on their front door, presumably about the worms he believed were coming from his genitals.

Hisle was charged with second-degree disorderly conduct, first-degree indecent exposure and public intoxication of a controlled substance. He was placed in the Madison County Detention Center.

[Herald-Leader]

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41 Comments for Drunk naked Kentucky man claims worms are coming from genitals



  1. ClutchCargo
    5:35 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    Naked, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.



    • MtnCat
      5:50 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      …better advice never given



  2. AirForceOne
    5:48 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    Everything about him screams drug addict.



  3. cats646
    5:52 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    Man, talk about a bad lsd trip. Lol



    • DelrayCat
      6:08 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      More likely Flakka..or synthetic THC.



    • cats646
      6:46 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Lol, probably. I’ve never tried those two so I can’t be sure. Ha



    • nocode96
      6:46 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      From his looks, he likely ain’t on lsd or shrooms, this screams meth or perhaps synthetic THC as the other guy mentioned.



    • 4evrUKBlue
      7:22 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Don’t forget crack.



  4. Bored_Dome
    5:58 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    imagine how red their faces will be when worms start falling out of their sons genitals.



  5. Jesus H. Chrysler
    5:59 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    Is that Drew Barker?



    • JPhelps
      7:50 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      He’s been known to get ‘blasted’ in Richmond.



  6. bigblue98
    6:00 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    Love his tattoo – Only god can judge me – I think he’s wrong, and judging by his appearance he’s probably been judged by the court before.



  7. minton22
    6:19 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    That’s not a worm dude, that’s your little pecker.



    • JASUN74
      6:27 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Ahhahahaha!!



  8. 4evrUKBlue
    6:31 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    That has to be mashbum! He has worms crawling around inside his skull…notice I didn’t say brains.



    • nocode96
      6:48 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Don’t insult this Madison county, wormed penis gentleman by saying he’s mashbum bro, this dude has standards.



    • Bluehender
      7:04 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Bam! nocode..lol



    • 4evrUKBlue
      7:14 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      You’re right nocode, I don’t know what I was thinking. I owe this fine upstanding citizen an apology. Nothing short of the southbound end of a northbound wooly mammoth should be compared to mashbum. Oh wait I just did it again.



  9. Bluebloodtoo
    6:31 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    Drugs r bad, m’kay?



    • cats646
      6:47 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      But when used right, can be quite fun. Lol



  10. JASUN74
    6:32 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    This kid is on Meth an everything else he can get. It’s a shame really. Maybe they can get him some help before it’s too late and some parents lose another son to drugs. I’ve laughed at every one of the jokes about this and they’re all funny, but I do feel bad about the situation and truly hope he can turn it around.



    • nocode96
      6:50 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Unlikely, and it’s sad. In this country we lock up sick individuals like this instead of assisting them in getting the counseling and treatment they need. Addiction is a real disease and ruins families and lives, but hey, our for profit prisons in this country love these poor guys and gals.



    • TPACAT
      8:18 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Really have a problem with this country, don’t ya’ nocode? I’d be glad to suggest a few alternatives for you…



    • satcheluk
      5:45 am October 12, 2019 Permalink

      Nocode is right. We don’t rehabilitate. We warehouse and send them back into society worse off than before.



    • 4evrUKBlue
      7:23 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Best comment so far. I feel bad now for making fun of him, he’s most likely using whatever against his will, that’s how strong addiction is.



    • 4evrUKBlue
      8:40 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Sorry TPA, but nocode is on the money and if you can’t see it maybe you should look into what he said, there are many things wrong with this country, namely 99% of the politicians in DC. That includes the presidents of both parties going way back.



    • TPACAT
      9:09 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      No, only 50% of them – the Democra, I mean Communists…



    • 4evrUKBlue
      8:41 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      My best comment so far was meant for nocode’s comment.



    • 4evrUKBlue
      11:32 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      TPA you are not only part of the problem, you are the problem. Do you ever research history or do you just believe everything someone tells you? Probably can’t read.



  11. VirginiaCat
    6:33 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    He would be a good fisherman since he generates his own bait.



    • 4evrUKBlue
      7:21 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Would that make him a masterbaiter?



    • ukisdabest
      9:35 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Bwahahaha hahah



    • UKFanSC
      9:46 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

      Haaaaaaaaaa !!!



  12. MacAssassin123
    7:30 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    Now I have heard it all!



  13. KATastrophe
    11:40 pm October 10, 2019 Permalink

    “No, only 50% of them – the Democra, I mean Communists…” TPACAT

    Aww hell, here we go again. There’s always one dumb ass on ever blog that starts some idiotic, off-subject shit like this



  14. ukisdabest
    7:40 am October 11, 2019 Permalink

    Can we not talk about politics on a sports radio comment section?



  15. Grazilla
    8:40 am October 11, 2019 Permalink

    Woulda been cooler if his tattoo read “Earned not given”



  16. Thetruthshallsetbennyfree
    11:55 pm October 11, 2019 Permalink

    The worms were in the cow patty he dug his special mushrooms from.