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Dr. Doron’s Lessons in Love, Beauty, Adversity and Money Management

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Doron Lamb got all philosophical on us on Twitter Monday afternoon, flooding our timelines with inspirational quotes regarding a variety of subjects. Below you’ll find some of his “realest” on this week’s edition of “Dr. Doron.”

 

Point being, guys, treat your woman the best way you possibly can. If you’re feeling insecure, you’re not doing enough. There is another man out there who can do better.

 

We all struggle at various points throughout life; it’s how you handle the struggles and overcome them that matters. Each new struggle strengthens you for the next.

 

9 times out of 10 you’ll regret the decision you made.

Also, don’t go to the grocery store when you’re hungry. You’ll end up with Cheez-Its, pizza rolls, ice cream bars, three cans of Pringles, and Pop Tarts. And you’ll forget the milk.

 

NBA groupies are a dime a dozen, and most are thirstier than a fat camel in a sweater in the middle of the desert. The real woman for you is the one who will be there when you need her most, not when 2 Chainz is performing in a club at NBA All-Star weekend.

 

Do squats, ladies. Lots and lots of squats. Wear yoga pants, too.

 

Women should dress modestly in public if they are seeking a relationship. Men are hesitant to court a woman who looks like she is wearing two handkerchiefs bound together with dental floss. Though dressing like a CraigsList hooker is easy on the eyes, she will not be a target during cuffing season.

#Real

 

It baffles me that women prefer married men over someone who is late to leave the nest. They are quick to break up a formal union between a man and a woman, but hesitant to intrude on a mother’s love for her son and roommate.

 

Ugly chicks make the world around you look better.

 

Wedlock is for the one who loves you unconditionally, not the one who misbehaves.

Hashtag, loyalty.

 

Like, socks.

 

 

See you next week.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

17 Comments for Dr. Doron’s Lessons in Love, Beauty, Adversity and Money Management



  1. fb>bb
    8:12 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Who up?



  2. lamb fan
    8:31 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Don’t geek! Doran is my fave Cat to follow on twitter lol. Marquis Teague on the other hand im close to unfollowing him. He just posts nonsense most of the time. I think he thinks he is scarface lol.



  3. Smiley Pete
    8:37 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Yeah, Drew, I’m not sure you have a handle on what respect your body means for a woman.



  4. spookykim
    8:49 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Crack me up! Until the NBA season starts up, I’m sure Dr. Doron is all about cuffing season! #Lmao



  5. Walter Sobchak
    8:50 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    I can’t stop laughing at that photoshop



  6. KG
    8:53 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Doron Lamb you are a very wise young man.



  7. gregg easley
    9:09 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    real shit coming from the real mvp of the championship game ky doesn’t win championship without him love ya doran keep it real



  8. gregg easley
    9:10 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    doron sorry



  9. RahRah
    9:33 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Gold, both the picture and the post. Love me a D Lamb tweet.



  10. HB
    10:08 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Literally laughing out loud! Haven’t had an epic KSR post like this in a long time! Great work Drew!



  11. Sir Brandon
    10:21 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Doron and Drew keepeth it real. The Photoshop is a study in excellence. One attempteth to look away, but alas, one cannot.



  12. Your eighth grade English teacher
    10:41 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    He also loves to put, commas where they aren’t needed.



  13. Deandre Liggins
    11:28 pm September 16, 2013 Permalink

    Doron quit being such a pu$$y. I taught you better.



  14. DeAndre Liggins
    12:30 am September 17, 2013 Permalink

    If yo ho act up trow Xbox at her ass
    You know what I am sayin



  15. tuxedo park
    7:37 am September 17, 2013 Permalink

    epic photoshop. Well done sir!



  16. wildcat whisperer
    10:51 am September 17, 2013 Permalink

    +1 million on the photoshop. Major props.



  17. Jorden
    6:11 pm September 18, 2013 Permalink

    I like this!!This is great!!>>>Money attracts the women you want, struggle attracts the women you need