Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford commits to LSU
LSU picked up a verbal commitment from a talented wide receiver whose full and 100 percent real name is Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford. A Class of 2022 prospect, Decoldest Crawford made his decision after receiving a scholarship offer during his visit in Baton Rouge over the weekend.
As I’m sure you’re aware, I am only sharing this news to inform you that there is a human being named Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford. I do not know anything about his game or what his commitment means for LSU, nor do I care. I just admire Crawford’s name, and the confidence of his parents.
Congrats to Decoldest though.
***** UPDATE *****
This guy says Decoldest’s middle name is actually Juan, not ToEvaDoIt. (That was pretty unbelievable, right?)
ToEvaDoIt is not actually Decoldest Crawford's middle name. I just spoke to him, he clarified it's Decoldest Jaun Crawford, for the record.
— Tom VanHaaren (@TomVH) October 28, 2019
So it’s Decoldest Juan.
The coldest one.
31 Comments for Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford commits to LSU
That’s just ridiculous
It was either Decoldest or Steve…
Good Lord, help us all.
I don’t know if I should respect the moxy or to call child protective services for the poor lad.
This kid has nothing on De’coldest Toevadoit LeDocteur, he survived Saturday night in the cold rain.
Lol. Nice.
Admire? Since this article is strictly about his name then I would say his parents might have wanted to consider how that would look on a resume or how it could be received later in life. It’s unfortunate, but the reality is that if sports don’t work out, names like this can create a perceived negative impact on an individual in the business world. If his parents are fine with creating that built in hurdle then I’m fine with it. But I would hardly call it “admirable.”
They probably never thought about what his name would look like in a resume. What about a boy named Sue? Would you admire that? I mean maybe they named him that because they knew he’d have to be tough. It’s a tough world out there…
If I ever have a son, I think I’ll name him….
Bill or George?
Anything but Sue…and De’coldest.
I have 2 things….First does he have siblings and what is there name? Second, that would be an awesome name if you were an assassin.
Reminds me of those Key & Peele bits…lol. Classic stuff.
One example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
Lol. I thought of the same thing
That video is hilarious!
We are surrounded every day with more and more evidence that Idiocracy was indeed a documentary!
He should have committed to Minnesota or North Dakota State.
Thats Destupidist thing I ever done heard.
How bout the last name….you can nmae your child anything you want but a last name of ToEvaDolt….is that how it’s spelled….where do you get a last name like that??
That was supposedly his middle name, not last. The update says that’s not his middle name. But technically you can change your last name if you really want to. (you can change your whole name if you want)
Dang, now I feel let down that his middle name is just Juan.
But at the end of the day, is this really any worse than naming your son “Chance” when your last name is “Poore”? I mean, c’mon people… 🙂
That is a terribly poor choice in names
His mom was dedumbest toevernameit
Is his brother ‘DeSecond Chance????
I’ll Pass on DeColdest Juan, just gimme a Kacosiey
That is dadumbest name I’ve ever heard.
What a silly name… name alone guarantees irrelevance!
Good Lord, help us all.
I’m not sure if this is worse than people who toss X’s into their kids names, just to be “different” while still going with a traditional name. Or if it’s worse than the laundry list of the worst little white girl born to a former sorority member, like Laken or Tinley.
De’Coldest is at least incredibly unique.
Uh, 99% of the time that “X” is a nod to Malcolm…
“Confidence” of his parents? More likely ignorance. This making up names thing is embarrassing and the sad part is the parents and the kid don’t even realize the joke’s on them…