LSU picked up a verbal commitment from a talented wide receiver whose full and 100 percent real name is Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford. A Class of 2022 prospect, Decoldest Crawford made his decision after receiving a scholarship offer during his visit in Baton Rouge over the weekend.
As I’m sure you’re aware, I am only sharing this news to inform you that there is a human being named Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford. I do not know anything about his game or what his commitment means for LSU, nor do I care. I just admire Crawford’s name, and the confidence of his parents.
Congrats to Decoldest though.
***** UPDATE *****
This guy says Decoldest’s middle name is actually Juan, not ToEvaDoIt. (That was pretty unbelievable, right?)
ToEvaDoIt is not actually Decoldest Crawford's middle name. I just spoke to him, he clarified it's Decoldest Jaun Crawford, for the record.
— Tom VanHaaren (@TomVH) October 28, 2019
So it’s Decoldest Juan.
The coldest one.