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Classic Christmas Movies Reimagined For Kentucky Fans

Rather than debating and ranking the best Christmas movies this year, why don’t we rewrite them? Here are five holiday classics reimagined for Big Blue Nation.

 

Miracle On Grove Street

Mark Stoops and Benny Snell lead the Kentucky Wildcats to a historic season.

 

Home Malone

The Kentucky Basketball team left town for a holiday road trip without its victory cigar, Sam Malone.

 

Frosty Lynn Bowden

There must have been some magic in the way he ran around; for when Missouri kicked a punt, he took it back for a touchdown.

 

Brad Santa

After deciding to redshirt in the 2018-19 basketball season, Brad Calipari picks up a part-time job at Fayette Mall over the holidays to dodge Camp Cal.

 

It’s A One-And-Done Life

Every time a bell rings, a Wildcat gets a multimillion dollar contract.

 

Merry Christmas!!!!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

13 Comments for Classic Christmas Movies Reimagined For Kentucky Fans



  1. Dowser
    12:49 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

    As usual… a stellar performance, Drew.
    Merry Christmas!



  2. BigBlueToo
    1:09 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

    Drew, You are goooood. Thanks for creating this for our entertainment. Merry Christmas.



  3. Nickerbocker05
    1:47 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

    Who is the Malone reference to?



    • 4everUKblue
      3:08 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

      Uhhhh Sam Malone?!



    • Nickerbocker05
      9:51 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

      Uhhh and that is???



    • ibescootch
      10:28 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

      Hi, welcome to being a UK fan, and to KSR. You’re clearly new around here if you don’t know who Sam Malone is. Welcome!



    • runningunnin.454
      12:15 am December 26, 2018 Permalink

      He was a relief pitcher for the Red Sox, and owned a bar in Boston called “Cheers”.



    • runningunnin.454
      12:52 am December 26, 2018 Permalink

      We’re too mean; google Sam Malone Kentucky…there you go.



    • Iamheasyouarehe
      10:26 am December 26, 2018 Permalink

      Honestly I thought Nicker was joking, never crossed my mind he might be new to BBN. Welcome newcomer fan.



  4. UKCatAttack
    2:47 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

    Brad Santa… that is great! That neck tat makes it so believable.



    • Luether
      9:48 pm December 26, 2018 Permalink

      Cal Jr looks like a complete D-bag in that pic…



  5. WatchutalkinboutWillis
    9:46 pm December 25, 2018 Permalink

    The look on KAT’s face keeps cracking me up!



  6. Memphis UK Cat
    12:18 am December 26, 2018 Permalink

    Awesome