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CentrePointe To Become “World’s Largest Horse Grave”

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Editor’s Note: The following was previously published on The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of Fake News You Can’t Count On.

After years of delays in getting the CentrePointe project off the ground, developer Dudley Webb unveiled that the project’s owners have committed to making this project a success in a different way, by never getting it OFF the ground at all. Instead, the project has taken a turn for the underground, as new project plans for construction of the “World’s Largest Horse Grave” were announced in today’s press forum at UK’s Boone Faculty Center.

The project found a new lease on “life” with “CemeteryPointe”, a burial ground for both top notch celebrity horses, as well as just about any other dead horse you can think of. The Webb group have plans to announce a ribbon cutting in the coming weeks.

Former Vice Mayor Jim Gray is excited about the “red carpet affair” for the grand opening, and what it will mean financially to businesses downtown. The affair will feature celebrity horses, alive and dead, lined up downtown from the Dunkin Donuts block of Main Street all the way to the old “Milk-And-Other-Bones” dog food factory on Upper Street, but hopefully not too close.

All the big name celebrity horses will be vying to get their hooves into the “Who’s Hooves” grave of Lexington. Finally, it looks like all the horse industry money that Lexington was promised by the CentrePointe/CemeteryPoint project will find its way into our downtown businesses.

Article written by Harold Leeder

5 Comments for CentrePointe To Become “World’s Largest Horse Grave”



  1. UKfanforlife
    7:09 pm September 23, 2016 Permalink

    The credit for the failed project rest squarely on the shoulders of the current Lexington Mayor. He has done nothing but screw everything up. He is also the reason that the Rupp arena renovation didn’t happen, because he tied a costly convention center to the project. He also killed the dinner train that was behind Rupp, which was on eof the really cool things that you could do in Lexington. Gray is an asshat!



  2. KY Blue Blood
    9:51 pm September 23, 2016 Permalink

    Literally, the DUMBEST IDEA in the history of dumb ideas!!! Really!?! How in God’s name is that supposed to help the downtown area financially?!? Now it’s gonna be all like, ‘Hey, let’s all go downtown Lexington to to see the graveyard!’ Or, ‘Dude, what’s that smell?’ Yeah, I don’t think so!!! Un-freakin-buhleavable!!! Jim Gray = Horse’s Ass!!!



  3. UKfanforlife
    6:44 am September 24, 2016 Permalink

    The above story was a joke. But, the word on the street is that the contractors are pulling out again and a firm has been hired to fill in the hole. Have to wait and see if that is actually true.

    What is not talked about is that the mayor pledged the city to be one of the anchor tenants of the building and pulled out, All we see in the press is that the developer failed, not that city government has submarined the deal.