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Andrew Harrison chats with fantasy camper Larry England between games — but what are they saying?

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

59 Comments for Caption This!



  1. BleedBlue85
    5:26 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    back in my day!!!



  2. Robert Morris
    5:27 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    There’s a hundred dollar bill in my palm…shake my hand.



  3. Chip Hanger
    5:29 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    I just don’t get that hippity-hoppity stuff.



  4. hulk hogan
    5:33 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    two keys ! 9:00 forget about it



  5. John Bray
    5:33 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Hey,troll #2, Think about the University of Hawaii and what happened there! When our “best team that money can buy” dissects your feathery as#2s in December, you’ll be paying your players to leave!



  6. We Hang Banners
    5:34 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Next year call me for stock tips.”



  7. Mercernary
    5:35 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “I know he blew by me, but I can’t simply stab the guy. We work at the same law firm….I know his family.”



  8. Dat Dude
    5:36 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Larry “I want to give you some advise. I remember 50 years ago when I was 6’5, black and athletic….Don’t do drugs!!”

    Andrew “Damn!”



  9. Krispy Kreme
    5:36 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Andrew, if you need some help with the ladies hit me up. I got game.



  10. Will
    5:37 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Let me tell ya son, I’ve seen all your fancy highlights , but you still can’t ball like Ralph Beard back in my day”



  11. BOSOX
    5:37 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Larry England: After watching Miley Cyrus on VMA’S few weeks ago I will never look at foam fingers and Teddy Bears the same way ever again!

    Andrew Harrison: No doubt she cray



  12. charles m.
    5:38 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Old man- i used to be a baller like you, but ballin was not my choice. Andrew- thats straight, ill ball for you this year.



  13. Bulldawg
    5:38 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Back when I played, the court was up hill both ways… You kids have it so easy nowadays.



  14. Kujo
    5:39 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    The only reason Rick was able to tap Karen is because my prostate was acting up and I was in the bath room trying to squeeze out a few drops of pee. That would have been my baby that was aborted.



  15. confucius
    5:39 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    I’m feel’n ya Bra, these shawties be blow’n up my twitter, the thirst is real… To which Andrew responded: Sir I find your comments are demeaning to women but I respect your business acumen as you are able to afford this charity event



  16. Jatt Mones
    5:39 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “My bad about the whole ‘no blacks’ thing during the 50’s. It was all me.”



  17. Darth
    5:43 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Larry: I’m not saying I’m going to throw down over you but I will break your ankles.



  18. Bouncer
    5:44 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Back in my day we played with a peace-basket and had to make ice cream from hand instead of pooping it out like that new-fangled coach of yours.”



  19. JC
    5:48 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Well Im peepin, and Im creepin, and Im creep-in
    But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beepin”



  20. SH
    5:49 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Look son, you’re not at Tennessee. Get those shoes outta here asap!”



  21. Tom
    5:55 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “I’m glad these shorts are long, because my sack would be hanging out if not,”



  22. UKIreland
    5:58 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “I need a wing man, you down?”



  23. the realest
    5:59 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    i’m what all UK fans look like



  24. Louisville1Cal4
    6:07 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Look, I know it seems impossible for anyone to be that ignorant but they are”.
    “I know sir, I mean I heard about Cards fans being like that but I never realized it’s true until I got here”.



  25. djwheatgrass
    6:07 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Look, I honestly feel better. I honestly sleeping better.



  26. RahRah
    6:08 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Son, I tell ya, I just don’t get this one and done stuff. I like mediocre players that hang around a full four seasons myself.” Guaranteed.



  27. tbran
    6:23 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Look son I don’t know which damn twin you are but you’re no cotton nash



  28. OMGMattyG
    6:26 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    I always thought you were a better player than that Wiggles kid.



  29. BBQChicken
    6:45 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “No, I was too short to dunk even when I was your age.”



  30. Hdjdhdhdhdhdhdhdhgfkfjxudh
    6:45 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Look kid get off my lawn



  31. come on
    6:58 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Excellent Bulldawg, We all have read that book berore, even saw the film. Uphill both ways and you. Guys have it sooooo easy. My grandfather said it, my father said it, every coach I ever had said it. It blurted out of my mouth without thinking when I had nothing new to add to the advice to my kids and now grandkids. It doesn’t sound any better being given than receiving.



  32. damond
    6:58 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    I don’t know what the older gentleman is saying, but I bet he sounds like Joe Pesci when he says it.



  33. Egbert
    6:59 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    I have a twin brother too. His name is Bernie Madoff



  34. Adolph Rupp
    6:59 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Now remember boy, don’t mention anything about the Boosters and the MONEY! You got that boy?



  35. Simbadawg
    7:02 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Look if you think you got it then bring it, then I will bust that ass!!
    you whippersnapper



  36. Blueswade
    7:10 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    I stormed the beaches at Normandy son…..this here is a breeze!



  37. Louisville1Cal4
    7:20 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Yeah son it’s true, Rick Pitino really paid to have an unborn child murdered & UofL fans defend him for it.”
    “Wow, no wonder everyone outside of Jefferson County thinks they are scum.”



  38. cracka
    7:28 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    don’t reach, youngblood



  39. justjenks8
    7:28 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    I see two of ya but I normally wear glasses so……..



  40. RWF22
    7:55 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Larry: Did you see that move I put on M Jones… That’s how to correctly shake and bake someone… I hope you took notes.

    Andrew: Um… Yeah…. O.K.



  41. Tony
    8:05 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Don’t touch me cracker !!!



  42. John W
    8:14 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    OK so that’s H O for me and H O R for you, young fella.



  43. Beth
    8:23 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “So the doctor has a glove on and he shoves it up there just like this….”



  44. Michael
    8:27 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Listen here young buck….throw me the freaking ball!”



  45. Shawn
    8:30 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    “Listen here whichever twin you are, you D up on me one more time In the lane and Ill break your knee cap, capiche?”



  46. treeman74
    8:41 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Ummm I think our shorts got mixed up in the locker room!



  47. Da Ack
    8:58 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    When I was in the 3rd grade I thought that I was gay becuz I thought that I actually didn’t wanna root for UK- old man
    I don’t know what to say- AH



  48. Ackwell Foley
    9:00 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    And that my boy is where babies come from….



  49. Captain Clarence Oveur
    9:00 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    You ever seen a grown man naked?



  50. Wendell combs
    9:05 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    Don’t worry there will be no old man dong at this fantasy camp!



  51. Lakesidecatsfan
    10:31 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    AH- “you my boy blue”



  52. Cards Fan
    10:32 pm September 8, 2013 Permalink

    i was gonna trash talk here, but reading through the comments, i got a serious question.

    43. when i get examined by my doctor, he puts both hands on my shoulders… is that normal?



  53. Andy
    12:39 am September 9, 2013 Permalink

    Andrew ” Did you just say you were gonna break my ankles”



  54. 2BlueStew
    8:22 am September 9, 2013 Permalink

    Larry ” Yes Andrew, there is a place called Possum Trot KY”



  55. Basteballer
    8:45 am September 9, 2013 Permalink

    Since Larry England was a Speech coach at Calloway County High School, he was likely saying, “You’re gonna need some media training. I will mold you into a marketing franchise!”



  56. TC
    8:51 am September 9, 2013 Permalink

    fyi @damond…Larry does not sound like Joe Pesci…he actually sounds like a cultured, very articulate gentleman who could be doing television news in a big market environment…and with good reason…he is a retired teacher of speech and speech team coach from Calloway County. So, if anything, Larry was probably impressing Andrew with how not everyone from KY sounds and acts like it is our first trip to the big city.



  57. satcheluk
    9:42 am September 9, 2013 Permalink

    I got yur twins right here!



  58. My boy blue.
    10:48 am September 9, 2013 Permalink

    Son. You will always feel some presure when they check your prostate. But it’s not bad really. Once they get things figured out, you’ll be pissin like normal again.



  59. Lori
    10:57 am September 9, 2013 Permalink

    This is my father talking to Mr. Harrison. Thank you Basteballer (55) & TC (56) for pointing out that my dad is & has always been a coach at heart. I was on the sideline watching when this photo was taken. He loves those kids and both last year & this year’s camp had great motivational talks with the players. Some of the comments are funny (22, 40, 51 & 54 especially!) and I’m trying to overlook the ones written with no tact. Just know that everyone at the camp is having a great time and treats all our players, current & alumni, with the utmost respect. And yes, my dad can play. Just ask Coach Cal.