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Campus cow update: Nap time

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After an exhausting run all around Cooper Drive and the surrounding neighborhood, it’s time for a quick breather before the chase picks up again. The cow is seen here resting between a crowd of onlookers and a man wearing — What is that man wearing? Oversized scrubs and cowboy boots?

The cow has been on the loose since 10 a.m., according to WKYT. It was captured around 10:45 a.m. but broke free for another run.

A cow-wrangling truck is now on the scene.

KEEP GOING, COW!!!!!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

10 Comments for Campus cow update: Nap time



  1. EdC
    11:23 am March 31, 2015 Permalink

    This HAS to be somehow related to playing Wisconsin right? I can’t tell from the photo … is it a dairy?



  2. LaGrangeCat
    11:26 am March 31, 2015 Permalink

    That’s an Angus, but it’d be hilarious if it was a Holstein. Reminds me of the recent episode of Last Man on Earth.



    • EdC
      12:20 pm March 31, 2015 Permalink

      Chickfila keeps using Holsteins which drives me a little crazy.



  3. DT in DC
    11:36 am March 31, 2015 Permalink

    LOL! City folk! Where in the crap did a cow even come from to get on campus? It’s been 19 years since I graduated from UK and even then there were no farms I remember being that close!



  4. Bluebloodtoo
    11:41 am March 31, 2015 Permalink

    IF, and that’s a BIG IF, this is related to Wisconsin, that would be the most hilarious pre-game joke I’ve ever seen.

    However, I think the dude in the green pants is more interesting than the cow. Dude needs a wife to help him avoid that kinda stuff.



    • RealCatsFan
      2:00 pm March 31, 2015 Permalink

      As men, we have to recognize that for all of us, there will come and age when we will spontaneously decide that the proper way to wear our pants is two inches below our armpits. 🙂



    • satcheluk
      8:47 am April 2, 2015 Permalink

      Dude in the green pants IS a cow too!



  5. Nashtucky
    11:42 am March 31, 2015 Permalink

    I think this must be a college publicity thing – I went to Murray State and remember a cow running loose in front of the cafeteria my senior year!



  6. shmikey
    11:44 am March 31, 2015 Permalink

    That man is clearly Walker Texas Ranger, M.D.



  7. roundball fool
    11:45 am March 31, 2015 Permalink

    It’s a Chick-Fil-A stunt.