According to several online reports, Bobby Petrino is leaving Western Kentucky University after one season to return to the University of Louisville as the Cardinals’ next head football coach. He will soon pack up his belongings and his floozies and hop on his blacked-out bruiser motorcycle for a northbound ride on I-65 to the Derby City, leaving Bowling Green behind like a one-night stand after volleyball practice. Tomorrow, a new era of Louisville football begins.
Petrino and Pitino, the two hornballs behind two of the last decade’s biggest college sports scandals, under one athletic department roof. It’s too good to be true, Kentucky fans. It’s too good to be true.
Louisville has reached a whole new level of sleaze. And we couldn’t be happier.