Don’t let the scarf, designer jeans and salon-quality hair fool you. This possibly-good-looking Alabama fan will go all WWE on your ass if you say something bad about her beloved Crimson Tide.
Watch as my new favorite cougar comes off the top rope to hit a crowd of Oklahoma bros with a diving body splash last night in the Superdome. The technique, the disregard for human life… It’s perfect.
And that, my friends, is why all major sporting events should be held within a cab ride of Bourbon Street.