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Today is the greatest

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Chane Behanan is Charles Barkley, with a heart. He’s the best I’ve had.

 What do I think of Pat Forde? Well, what do you think of William Faulkner?

Do you recall what was revealed the day the Big East died?

You go see Hangover 3? Fantastic. Incredible. If you were to construct a pedestal for all time best movies—first, second, and third—it’s on there. You got Godfather II, Hangover 3, and Blue Chips co-starring Rick Pitino.

Let’s say John Stockton and Isaiah Thomas dated for a bit, fell in love, had a child with every skill a point guard could ever have. That child’s name is Peyton Siva. He’s a special player. The best I’ve had.

Has there ever been a better television character than Frasier Crane? The depth of his emotions just jump out of the screen and is, quite frankly, bone chilling.

I’ll just say this about Tom Jurich…somebody had better get that man a chariot. He is to directing athletics as Spielberg is to movies, without all the special effects and propaganda. Best I’ve ever seen.

Show me a better story in the history of the world than Georgi Deng and I’ll show you a piece of toilet paper.

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Mike Marra is still the best shooter of the basketball these tired eyes will ever see.

If you were to construct a Mt. Rushmore for walk-ons—stay with me now—a mountain with the heads of the greatest walk-ons carved into its face, you start and end with Timothy Henderson.

The KFC Yum Center isn’t just a basketball gym…it’s a monument to the human spirit.

As far as holidays go, there’s Columbus Day and then there’s a bunch of fluffy, happy-go-lucky Hallmark cards.

There’s a lot of great coaches out there, but we’re all chasing Ralph Willard. Best I’ve ever known.

Luke Hancock chipped a tooth in practice…he may never regain full function.

The planet Earth will never see a greater basketball game than the next one we play.

Now you go…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Article written by John Dubya

The Twitter: @Johnawilk

36 Comments for Today is the greatest



  1. They Feet
    8:12 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Delusional Rick Pitino? Drunk Rick Pitino?



  2. Rick Pitino
    8:17 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    I like my coconut water…..naked.



  3. Ralph
    8:17 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Funny shut tgere…



  4. Coach Durbin
    8:18 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    It’s amazing how many people lack a sarcasm detector.



  5. realme
    8:18 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    John Dubya is the Mother Theresa of funny blog posts.



  6. realme
    8:20 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    KSR commenters have the greatest sense of humor in the history of the world.



  7. Matt Jones
    8:26 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    I love KSR fans, but the reaction of a small few to posts they don’t understand absolutely kill me. John Dubya is a great writer and reading people who don’t get him makes me sad



  8. paintsville'sdairyqueen
    8:26 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Umm what??



  9. Stoooooops
    8:28 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    I know it’s satire and that’s ok, but I have to say I up chucked a little reading this!



  10. Coach
    8:33 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Karen Sypher can suck a baseball through a garden hose. Best 15 seconds of my life.



  11. C'm on man
    8:34 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    7) I looked at the 6 comments before yours and I’m not seeing the negative post your talking about? Are you thinking a head or just speaking out your a$$!



  12. paintsville'sdairyqueen
    8:37 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Matt Jones, I guess people don’t have a right to not like a post written by the “Great John Dubya”. He does write funny posts and I enjoy them. But I saw comments on here that were deleted for any other reason besides that you (or your staff)did not agree with them. Chill out bro! Your going to lose the one thing that makes this site great…. Now make sure you delete this post promptly.



  13. bro
    8:39 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    I’m thinking of going red and black just so I can have a line beard, an L1C4 tattoo, and to be able to throw up that cool hand sign.



  14. bro
    8:42 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Great comment above me too, you are so right bro. I would never delete cool awesome comments like yours.



  15. Matt Jones
    8:43 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    #12 I delete comments that are rude…I never understand why anyone would write (in your case 4 times) how much you dislike a post. So when that happens, I delete it.



  16. KyBlueRay
    8:44 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    The best taste that my tongue ever tasted was at Porcini’s.A little raw and pricey,3 stacks I recall,but still what a meal!



  17. Tom
    8:46 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    KSR only writes about Pitino when it absolutely has to



  18. paintsville'sdairyqueen
    8:46 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    @ 14, Thanks bro! You might be the most coolest, awesome bro I’ve ever seen post on here. They should actually let you write on here instead of Dubya.



  19. paintsville'sdairyqueen
    8:50 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Matt Jones, thanks for taking the time to respond. Not sure how negative it was though. I’ve seen a lot worse make it on the reply section.



  20. Mark it Down
    8:54 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    @ 15, you have been doing a much better job at deleting post from dumba$$es, sometimes you are a little quick, not like Ricky P quick but just quick.

    fellow KSR followers, Matt is only deleting our comments to keep the Democrat lead government from using this information against us. REMEMBER, Uncle Matt has to protect us from ourselves.



  21. UKBlue
    8:55 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Pitino has turned himself into a walking, lying, talking cliche. A question for UL’s fans: as much as Rick has lied & with the way you all talked about him when he was at UK: how can you & why do you all believe anything he says?



  22. Tom Blevins
    8:56 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Rick Pitino (after falling in the hole in an outhouse) Wow! This is the best source of fertilizer I’ve ever found.



  23. RKG
    9:29 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    I Never needed Mashburn, Walker, Delk, Mercer or Anderson to walk thru any of MU doors….



  24. Logan
    9:48 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    brilliant post. I thought it was well done, and I got a good laugh out of it. I liked the “Let’s say John Stockton and Isaiah Thomas dated for a bit, fell in love, had a child with every skill a point guard could ever have. That child’s name is Peyton Siva. He’s a special player. The best I’ve had.” the best.



  25. Catlogic15
    9:49 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Jerry Tipton couldn’t carry Pete Thamels jock…if he had one.



  26. Beatle Bum
    10:24 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    Good stuff.



  27. Steve
    10:30 pm June 20, 2013 Permalink

    I was laughing out loud to this post. Seriously, how do people not get it?



  28. Al/in/Indy
    12:14 am June 21, 2013 Permalink

    I did chuckle quite a bit on dubya. Good read!!!!!!!



  29. BlueRedNeck
    7:47 am June 21, 2013 Permalink

    22, the best source of fertilizer actually issues forth from RP’s pie hole on a daily basis.



  30. Ricky Pee
    7:51 am June 21, 2013 Permalink

    Little Sisters of the Blind is a very formidable opponent – perhaps one of the best we will face in some time. They are talented, well-coached, and they won the North Utah Commuter College Horizon-Double Rainbow league two years in a row. They will most likely be an NCAA team by the end of the year. We cannot overlook them, and it will take an excellent effort from our guys to beat them.



  31. Rockfield, KY
    8:43 am June 21, 2013 Permalink

    Karen Sypher gave me the most tender and passionate love making of my life. She really is a goddess among women.



  32. Tom Blevins
    9:29 am June 21, 2013 Permalink

    29. Good one! I wish I had thought of that.



  33. STEVE!
    9:38 am June 21, 2013 Permalink

    The tattoo on my left shoulder will be the greatest of all time… until you see the one I put on my right shoulder.



  34. TNO
    11:14 am June 21, 2013 Permalink

    30. Ricky Pee and 31. Rockfield. Excellent responses. At least a somebody gets it.



  35. Flapjack
    1:26 pm June 21, 2013 Permalink

    Rick: “The abortion with Karen Sypher was the greatest abortion eva”.



  36. Puhleeze
    9:40 am June 23, 2013 Permalink

    At least 3 things now synonymous with linebeards & tattoos: 1) DeMarcus Cousins, 2) Willie Cauley-Stein (1 and 2 also add the trifecta of headbands) and 3) the groom in that now-famous UK wedding.