So it’s been about a month since the Sypher v. P’tina (and the United States of America) bombshell detonated, ransacked our consciousness and introduced us to this unquestionably unstable, potentially do-able woman now Federally indicted on an alleged extortion attempt of his excellence. Sypher’s story of course, remains a muzzled shriek of rumors, lies, cryptic signage, accusations, and calculations. In a world where media swarm even the faintest of leads like a famished tiger shark to a dragging bag of hemorrhaging chum, it begs to wonder how and why not one news outlet has elected to publish Sypher’s story.
Not one. We all know how heavy handed and unapologetically assed-holed the narcissist in a mock turtle-neck can be, but really, nobody?
Oh, there you are Inside Edition, what took you so long? While the in state players might be playing on the advice of attorneys or intimidating street toughs using the L-yes moniker under their shirts for a gun, the “throw integrity to the wind” mantra of an Inside Edition is primed to break the story…and we’ll find out tonight, at 7. So, does the exceedingly milfous Deborah Norville have the cajones to catch the heater Sypher has been dying to throw for weeks? Or, will we be left with yet another last minute curtail into a field of fluff and increasing unknowns?
Honestly, I’m shocked Nancy Grace dropped the ball on this one. Is Sypher not “missing body” enough for you, Nance’?