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Pat Summitt is ready for her closeup…are you?

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Anyone with functioning retinas is probably still recovering from Bruce Pearl’s immitation of the the Syracuse mascot several weeks back when he went shirtless for a portion of a UT women’s basketball game. Well, women’s coach Pat Summitt vowed to return the favor tonight when the Vols play host to the surprisingly reeling Florida Gators.

Said Coach Pearl of Summitt’s rebuttal, “I think (fans) are going to love it, and I think America is going to see a side of Pat Summitt that they haven’t seen in a long time.”

So, the obvious question, will Pat Summitt take it off? Is there more aged flesh to come? While I likely speak for everyone outside of Maconvolfan when I say “Lord, I hope not”, it’s not everyday you get the chance to see a Hall of Famer’s sagging sweater cows…in HD; therefore, perhaps this moment should be cherished.

Wait, what’s that? You don’t think Summit’s going to unleash her inner girl gone wild? Ok, maybe not, but I’ll be tuning in to see this “side” of Pat Summitt previously unknown. Do they make granny panties in orange? For Pat Summitt they sure as hell do. Title IX, what a bitch.

Florida @ Tennessee 9:00 ESPN

Article written by John Dubya

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