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Missed Connections from the KSR Tour



From Craigslist:

Roses are red, your eyes are big blue and I’m just a white guy that’s lookin’ for you. m4w

Seen you up at the mall this morning at the KSR Show. We were both wearing the same “Time for 9” t-shirt in different colors. You had the gray one, tell me what color mine was so I know it’s you. You’ll remember, we had a conversation about it. About halfway through the show you caught my eyes. I was staring at you with my mouth open. Sorry if this freaked you out. I have sinus issues and my mouth is open most of the time. Anyway, you said “hey, nice shirt.” I was so dumbstruck by your glow that I don’t even recall my response but I’m fairly certain it was something like, “hey, nice ass.” I hope that’s not what I said but I’ve been known to say it and you didn’t talk to me after that so I’m just connecting the dots here. I’m not a pervert, I just got caught up in the heat. It was hot with passion in there, I know you felt it too. You had some visible sweat under your armpit and I dig that. You came with a man and some children, was that your family, or like your brother and his kids or something? We have the same sense of humor. I noticed we both laugh at Ryan but don’t quite connect with the subtlety of Drew. I think I could make you laugh, if you like laughing. My uncle’s boss has 4 lower level season tickets. I usually get to go to one game a year. You could come with me. We’d wear our matching Time for 9 tees, cheer our hearts out and talk about our dreams for 40-0. We’d share an ice cream cone, stand up the whole time and tell those old fogies to go home if they can’t see, we’re watchin a ballgame here! lol Then we’d giggle about it all the way back to my house where I could cook you some biscuits and gravy and we’ll make love in my garage on my replica of Cawood’s Court. I also got a trampoline out back if you need to bring your kids. I’d nudge you in the middle of the night and whisper something sweet in your ear like, “Poythress needs to start hitting that baseline J if he wants to keep Marcus Lee on the bench.” This would be like our 4th or 5th date. Our first date could be something low key, like a hibachi and/or the Red Mile. Point is, I’m ready for 9, you’re ready for 9, show me yours I’ll show you mine.

Article written by John Dubya

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10 Comments for Missed Connections from the KSR Tour

  1. Gman
    8:36 pm August 1, 2014 Permalink


  2. Catfish Hunter
    9:31 pm August 1, 2014 Permalink

    The final sentence is the best part great ending.

  3. njCat
    9:36 pm August 1, 2014 Permalink

    Dubya needs to be gettin’ PAID for this stuff.

  4. Gary
    9:47 pm August 1, 2014 Permalink

    Craigslist….pure class. Says a lot about anyone posting on it or reading it.

  5. Elk
    10:52 pm August 1, 2014 Permalink

    I thought this may have been a legitimate Craigslist post until I saw who the author of this article was. Why is Dubya still allowed to work for Matt? Seriously, what does he bring to the table besides a drunken stupor and the sense of humor of a lewd 9 year old?

    • kentuckyjoe
      5:01 am August 2, 2014 Permalink

      You got something against drunken stupors and the sense of humor of a lewd 9 year old? This is Pulitzer Prize winning stuff John D just poured out. You need a better appreciation of the finer things in life.

  6. Jeff Schrembs
    4:34 am August 2, 2014 Permalink

    If you are ever in the Washington DC area the first round is on me.

    I know that running a website is more than posts/articles. It; is hard work, takes up a lot of time, is a passion, and a commitment that sometime crosses over to family time. As a UK fan, who frequently visits this site, I wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work and success.

    Take care and may god bless you.

    • Touched
      7:24 pm August 2, 2014 Permalink

      Awwwwe that is so sweet!

  7. Raymondtwmu
    10:26 am August 2, 2014 Permalink

    WHY SO SERIOUS????????????

    post is awesome
    who doesnt like a quick immature laugh ??
    tight buttholes

    keep on keepin with the posts makes KSR…well ksr

  8. Gossie21
    12:33 pm August 2, 2014 Permalink

    He saw the want to in her eyes and then ready loved her in his mind.