In case you didn’t already know, this is the, umm, strapping wife of LSU head coach John Brady. Yes, meet Misty Champagne, who hopefully opts for the hyphen because Misty Champagne-Brady is just too good to disavow. Champagne, a personal trainer in the Big Easy, has rightfully enjoyed the rising trend of wife-face-time during broadcasts; as have the rest of us. In case you missed the LSU/Arkansas game Saturday, the broadcast crew spent a solid two minutes discussing Brady’s hearty appetite for skirt. I’ve always assumed that Brady applied his recruiting philosophy to his “extracurricular” life; bring in as much talent as possible with little regard for strategy and relationship building. I’ve always subscribed to the idea that women capable of beating your ass are best to be left alone. Imagine being married to Chyna and forgetting your anniversary; it would be a beat-down like only Jason Kidd and David Gest have ever seen. I’m just not sure about six-packs and gun shows on girls quite yet. But all the props in the world to Brady for bagging himself a trophy, even if she does like to drink soy protein shakes straight from the blender.
Play on JB, play on.