The Kentucky Derby will be without at least one set of “twin spires” this year. Pamela Anderson, lifeguard turned former lifeguard who’s bored and has a cause, announced that she is boycotting this year’s Run for the Roses. Anderson, a PETA disciple, objects to the race’s corporate sponsor, YUM! Foods of Louisville. Churchill Downs officials reportedly considered voiding their contract with the fast-food supplier and switching to Anderson’s desired sponsor, however, Larry Flynt respectfully declined. That, and they realized that when you protest in a 3-inch shirt, nobody is paying attention to a word you say.
Said the buxom herbivore, “It makes me want to avoid Kentucky altogether, which is sad because there are so many great people there.”
I’m sorry Pam, what’d ya say?