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I just wanna dance


The general consensus among Kentucky fans the past couple of days has been, “where has this been all season, Bobby Perry?” Indeed, Bob’s propensity for All-American type numbers in the month of March, only after trudging through a season of mediocrity, leaves me as baffled as that one time Mark Coury got first half minutes. Well baffle no more, because Bob’s secret to success has been figured out…it is, of course, Dance Dance Revolution. How else could you explain the extra twinkle in those toes on death-defying drives to the rack? Or the added stamina necessary to take 12 shots a game? If anything says “Let’s get it on Gators”, it’s a sick one-two step on DDRev. Hopefully the rest of the squad will heed Perry’s strategy, find their favorite pair of tube socks and that special wife beat, and dance. Just, dance.

Article written by John Dubya

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