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Get in line

 

It’s Tuesday afternoon. Kick-offs in 30 minutes. 

Your bill, steam pressed. Your ear, blingy. Your L, ol’ english. Your purple velvet  pouch, empty.

Your tee is shining, it’s a motherf*cking ‘chrome out.’

And your beard, looks like it was etch-a-sketched by the hands of God.

You, my friend, are a manscape architect. Trimt up and ready for football.

 

 UPDATE: aaand now there’s an infomercialWATCH

H/T and standing ovation @david_coomer   #trimtup

 

 

Article written by John Dubya

The Twitter: @Johnawilk

85 Comments for Get in line



  1. thREALmattjones
    3:27 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    this is the most pathetic and embarrassing thing i have ever seen



  2. Musehobo
    3:27 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    wtf?



  3. Gold Standard
    3:28 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    $19.86 hahaha



  4. Gold Standard
    3:28 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    God if this were only real!



  5. John Wall
    3:29 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Louisville will never get it



  6. Travis Ford's Jersey
    3:38 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Good to have you back Intern!!!



  7. The Truth
    3:41 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Classic!



  8. Reply
    3:41 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Slightly racist.



  9. what the what
    3:42 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    get the f*ck outta here. hahaahahahaha



  10. Bluegrass
    3:45 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    My favorite part is that it says “NEW INNOVATIVE PLUG IN WALL MODE” and “NO BATTERIES REQUIRED”. Holy cow!! We can plug things into the wall?! WOOHOO!



  11. theSkinny81
    3:49 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    props on the “$19.86” price tag…. lol



  12. UKBlue
    3:54 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Just more evidence of UL pathetic image. Maybe they can use this on Clint Hurtt when he gets fired.



  13. Drew
    3:56 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    It is real. It’s mine. David Coomer and some buddies at Cornett-IMS made it as a going away gag gift. They nailed it. That’s my face they superimposed on Peyton Siva’s head.



  14. RUPPS_rhetoric
    3:56 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    As someone who works with Photoshop on a daily basis, kudos to the creator, very strong!



  15. Musehobo
    3:58 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m so confused…this isn’t a photoshop job…it also isn’t real. Did you make this? Seriously?



  16. Onewouldsay
    4:00 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    12 what are you talking about pathetic image i’d rather have a clean trimed image anyda. Rather than looking like some no shoe wearing everyday button down shirt, blazer wearing from eastern ky supporter. And thats the dressed up version of bbn. We ain’t talking about the overalls and budweiser drinking no teeth fans.



  17. Drew
    4:00 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m literally laughing at it as it sits on my desk. This is NOT photoshopped. It is 100% real.



  18. theSkinny81
    4:04 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    lol @ #16…



  19. Matt Jones
    4:07 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Anyone seen my shoes?



  20. jill
    4:09 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    LOL…looking at the pics of the football players on this site…they could use this



  21. WINNIN9
    4:16 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jill is butthurt her prominent football team has a losing record against the bottom dwellers of the SEC. We suck, but you suck more.



  22. jill
    4:17 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Well then, should be no problem on 9-02 for the kitties…care to bet?



  23. Joey Fatone
    4:31 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Well, we all know that Jill trolls KSR at least twice a day.



  24. sancho Pete
    4:38 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    $19.86???? Perfect gift for Christmas stocking stuffers!!!! for douches



  25. JayCee
    4:40 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    “It’s Tuesday afternoon. Kick-offs in 30 minutes.”

    Pure brilliance, man.



  26. jill
    4:40 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Well now your family will know what to buy you……



  27. model #
    4:43 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    model L1C4 … details!



  28. WINNIN9
    4:44 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jill, you’re missing my point. You do nothing but dog our program, yet our programs are historically equivalent and we have had more success against you all overall and within the last 5 years. Now I’m hoping you don’t respond because I’d like to think you have a life and aren’t continuously refreshing KSR like #23 said haha.



  29. Bubba Earl
    4:56 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Find it at your local CVS, Walgreens and Rite Aid in the “As seen on KSR” aisle!



  30. HicksPickSix
    5:05 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    This is the first KSR post that has legitimately made me laugh out loud in a long, long time. Very well done!



  31. Wile E. Coyote
    5:27 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    SUPER GENIUS!



  32. Prick Ritino
    5:28 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Made by wRONgCO (as in Jurich).



  33. Wrote Runner
    5:32 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jill is a really silly…. ‘ville-billy.



  34. duh
    6:07 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hey WINNIN9, jill will never get it…she thinks UofL has the greatest facilities, sports teams ever. She mentions the same three accomplishments over and over (women’s final four, world series and orange bowl 2006)..what she doesn’t realize is that is all they have done and some of that was years ago. I’ll tell you what is really sad is that UofL fans go on and on about how they really try at football and UK doesn’t but when you look at the overall success of both programs, they are similar. We lead the overall series and have won 4 out of the last 5 games against UofL. If we had Uofl’s weak schedule we would win alot more games each year but instead we play the likes of LSU, Goergia, Florida week in and week out. But poor little jill just doesn’t get it. She calls UK a one sport school. In the Capital cup standings, UK finished in the top ten and UofL was no where in sight. This measured overall success all sports so if UK is a one sport school, how did UK finish in the top ten and UofL outside the top twenty? You said you hope she won’t respond but she will…she will still be posting comments here Sat and Sun…check back and see.



  35. duh
    6:09 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    *Georgia



  36. Nick
    6:36 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink


  37. duh
    6:49 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Nick, too funny…HA HA!!



  38. Not Skyler McBee
    7:39 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    ‘Trimt Up’ — classic!



  39. bbnbacker
    7:41 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jill is actually a 37 year old man with a line beard and beak tattoo.



  40. jill
    8:10 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    #34…UL weak schedule… but last Big East team you met in a bowl kicked your ass..



  41. Troy
    8:13 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Drew, you know David didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen!



  42. duh
    8:46 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Troll jill, we also kicked your ass that year…so what is your point? You are not even stupid enough to think the BigLeast is even close to the SEC in football…Get real. As pathetic as UK may be in football, we still have a winning record against UofL…yeah troll jill…UK HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST UOFL IN FOOTBALL..HA HA HA the truth must be hard to live with. By the way, what are you going to do when the NCAA concludes its investigation into Clint Hurtt’s recruiting violations at Miami. His partner in crime resigned at Florida. Read the story on Yahoo sports. What if it comes out that he has also been cheating at UofL like he did at Miami?



  43. catfan68
    8:52 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jill could use one of these to trim her she-beard.



  44. Not Skyler McBee
    8:54 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    line beard definition fromUrban Dictionary:

    1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
    2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are



  45. Cousins Fake Tooth
    9:06 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    8) Shocking you threw out the race card. How is it racist? The dude on the picture is a white dude and also in the video you moron.



  46. Jim Rome
    9:47 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m burning to get trimt up!!!!!!!!!



  47. jill
    9:52 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Lol #42…you can have those games prior to 1924…since 1924 we own UK in football…not saying Big East is as good as SEC saying UK would be a bottom feeder in Big East too….dream on about cheating at UL…UK is the one that normally has that covered…



  48. WINNIN9
    10:05 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jill, I’m pretty sure Pitt beat you all the same year they beat us in the bowl game. And they finished 2nd in the Big East and we were 11th overall in the SEC. Yeah, the bowl committee thought the 2nd team in the BE and 11th in the SEC would be a good matchup. Owned us since 1924? Since then the series is 10-8 in UL’s favor. Not exactly “owning” especially for a “prominent” football program. Latest projected has UL playing Bama in the Sugar Bowl. I hope to God…



  49. jill
    10:09 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Well, last time we played Bama in a bowl we came out OK….



  50. catfan68
    10:28 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Jill, Clean the wax out of your ears or lay down the crack pipe or whatever keeps you from comprehending what these people are telling you…WE KNOW WE SUCK AT FOOTBALL BUT SO DOES UOFL…YOU MORONS ARE SIMPLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT…YOU CAN BEAT UK ALL YOU WANT AND YOU STILL SUCK AT FOOTBALL…



  51. catfan68
    10:35 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Jill, bragging about beating UK or UofL in Football is like you bragging that you beat Roseanne Barr and Rosie O’Donnell in a beauty contest…not really much to brag about right…but with all that having been said, UK LEADS THE ALL-TIME SERIES WITH UOFL…WITH UK DOMINATING RECENTLY WINNING THE LAST 4 OUT OF 5. Face the facts, UofL recruiting coordinator Clint Hurtt is being investigated for his cheating at Miami and now he is at UofL…if he cheated at Miami, why not at UofL? Strong had to have known he was dirty because he recruited against him at Florida yet he hired him anyway…You should be very worried.



  52. catfan68
    10:41 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Yeah Jill, we beat Alabama a few years back too, but just like when UofL won, it was against a down Alabama team. Alabama would kill UofL. Your coach said the other day that he didn’t want a schedule like the one UK has…he knows what the SEC is like. SEC > bigleast



  53. StopHammerTime
    10:47 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Half the players on the uk football team have line beards. Jorts and Boogie also had them. I’m sure several more did as well. UK fans wear jean shorts, have mullets, are dentally challenged, work in factories, punch a time clock, speak with thick hick accents, live off money handed out by the city of louisville. Without Louisville, all the roads leading up to your trailers would be dirt.



  54. duh
    10:53 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    UofL fans are all on crack, live in the projects and are all foodstamps and welfare. I am a UK fan and have all of my teeth, own my own business and live in a beautiful home. So stophammer time enjoy your colt 45 and crack and go back to fathering illegitimate children.



  55. SurpriseInMyLevis
    10:55 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    There may be some Card fans with line beards. But Matt Jones parts his hair down the middle. Down the middle!!! Only a hick and a simpleton would call this guy the voice of bbn. You are all a bunch of sheep.



  56. Matt Jones
    10:58 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    I’m an Eastern Ky hick and have a butt cut. I live in Louisville because I cannot stand all the poor people out in the state. Plus, there are only blue collar jobs out in the sticks.



  57. Blue_for_life
    11:00 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones may part his hair down the middle but I will take him anyday over that porkasaurus/beached whale Howie Lindsey. My God he is so damn fat and ugly. His head is shaped like the snowman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer



  58. I'm Right
    11:03 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    At least fat Howie is married and not bi curious like your boy.



  59. Blue_for_life
    11:07 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    #58) How do you know Matt is bi-curious? On second thought you probably would know as they say gay people can spot one another



  60. SurpriseInMyLevis
    11:09 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Down…..The……Middle. Game over!



  61. duh
    11:13 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hey SurpriseInMyLevis, maybe you could get a few of your “buddies” together and give him a “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” type makeover. You “guys” could style his hair and buy him new clothes etc etc. Game Over



  62. SurpriseInMyLevis
    11:15 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Seriously, the middle.



  63. duh
    11:16 pm August 3, 2012 Permalink

    Seriouly “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” because only a homo goes around checking out other dudes hair.



  64. Charlie Strong
    9:52 am August 4, 2012 Permalink

    The train now offers great amenities including our line-beard trimmers. Get on the train looking proper on our way to Missouri Sate.



  65. jill
    9:55 am August 4, 2012 Permalink

    #51…UK fan talking about cheating too funny. And yes UK has win record vs. UL in football, but from 1924 UL holds the lead. Centre College has more wins vs. UK are they better?
    #52…Alabama was 5-2 in SEC the year we beat them…
    #50- I guess teams that suck are in pre-season top 25?



  66. Bill
    10:28 am August 4, 2012 Permalink

    #faiL



  67. jill
    1:09 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    Fail_= you got me



  68. jill
    2:18 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    LOL Sorry I was wrong…we are not in the top 25 but we will be after we go undefeated this year and win the BCS championship. We are the best football program ever and you losers can’t srand it.LOL BFF LMFAO



  69. jill
    2:22 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    And another thing, our coaches have so much more class than the UK coaches. Strong is classier than Joker and Pitino is classier than Cal



  70. jill
    3:34 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    Now your learning…slow process, but your making progress….



  71. jill
    3:35 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    …slow process, but your making progress….



  72. Haha
    5:08 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    FaiL1C4



  73. jill
    5:13 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    See I am a complete loser. I keep posting comments on a story thread from yesterday. I have no friends, no job, no life so I just come on KSR and become a complete troll. I am really stupid enough to think that our basketball coach who cheated on his wife, allegedly raped a woman, then paid for her abortion is a classy coach. He is the face of sports at UofL. LOL I am a loser. So throw up a big “L” for me.



  74. jill
    5:14 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    #72 LOL, how true.



  75. jill
    5:35 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    #73, but you are reading post from yesterday? No life..LOL..I guarantee my life is much better than yours…allegedly raped a women are you that dumb? Where is she now?



  76. jill
    5:35 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    #73, you are reading post from yesterday? No life..LOL..I guarantee my life is much better than yours…allegedly raped a women are you that dumb? Where is she now?



  77. jill
    6:23 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    I keep talking to myself…I need to go back on my meds



  78. jill
    6:25 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    LOL but he did cheat on his wife. LOL and he did pay for her abortion LOL. LOL he even LOL made his best friend Tim Sypher marry her LOL hoping she would go away LOL.
    Real Classy. LOL LOL



  79. jill
    6:27 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    I have to quit trolling now. I have to go to “work” on the corner of 4th and Broadway



  80. jill
    6:29 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    LOL Pitino is teaching a class this fall at UofL called “Skank Banging 101″…I am his teaching assistant.



  81. jill
    6:32 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    In the Spring he is giving a lecture titled “15 Seconds to Success”…



  82. HOOHOOHoosiers
    6:41 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    I thought UK fans were the dumbest people on the planet until I read this comment section. Now I have I found out they are number 2 with Louisville fans beating them out for number 1.



  83. HOOHOOHoosiers
    7:15 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    Fortunately Indiana fans are far and away the worst. We’re so bad they won’t even rank us because it wouldn’t be fair to the other dumb fanbases.



  84. NotJill
    9:15 pm August 4, 2012 Permalink

    LOL. We need to get #faiL1C4 trending. LOL



  85. jill
    10:10 pm August 5, 2012 Permalink

    #82 LOL please yall knows that hoosier fans are the worst LOL. LOL BFF LMFAO