It’s Tuesday afternoon. Kick-offs in 30 minutes.
Your bill, steam pressed. Your ear, blingy. Your L, ol’ english. Your purple velvet pouch, empty.
Your tee is shining, it’s a motherf*cking ‘chrome out.’
And your beard, looks like it was etch-a-sketched by the hands of God.
You, my friend, are a manscape architect. Trimt up and ready for football.
UPDATE: aaand now there’s an infomercial—WATCH
H/T and standing ovation @david_coomer #trimtup