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Calipari: a montage

NIT, South Bend…Billy Clyde’s seat reaches a boil…Tex is testy, and increasingly incoherent…bathroom stalls, player revolts…and those kinds of things…now where did I put that damned contract thingy I’m supposed to sign? He wonders…rumors turn into reality, and the BCG Experiment dissolves into a 2 page blip in the archive…Alan Cutler takes The Jog, cements legacy…Awkwardly surreal Saturday morning presser… rides off into sunset in a green dually 350 with TX plates…Eddie Munster…he’s fed up with that football school, lost his edge if you know what I mean…Flight Aware re-enters the conscience…déjà-vu…are we really doing this song and dance again?…done deal…fans feel safe in Donovan’s proven and understanding hands…rumors are heavy, anticipation palpable…Donovan sightings pop up from the Hyatt lobby to the Radisson to Buffalo and Dads…the sonovabitch wastes no time and swiftly prison loves UK yet again…panic…Barnhart on ice…Cats Pause and KSR traffic surpasses YouPorn…Travis Ford, floor general…head coach?…Jay Wright is a handsome devil…Pitino’s ego, Pitino’s regret…the Cards continue to roll…H-to-the-Izzo…Pitino pitches Ford and Pelph for the gig…villain Pitino is back… Calipari pipe dream…Cal talk lingers…rumors are crunched, numbers are added, sources are ubiquitous…servers are crashing throughout Kentucky…Windy City rendezvous…work production takes a back seat, if not the trunk…long considered unthinkable begins to unfurl…excitement floods the loins…Cats Pause and KSR become YouPorn…rationale is gone…in fact, it left a long time ago…Barnhart turns up the heat…Pitino wipes the sweat from his brow with a silk handkerchief…John Wall YouTube clips…World Wide Wes…you pause for a breath of reality…apparently, Cal is a rather big deal in Memphis…The Devil’s Advocate…FedEx stock…Paul Simon, Graceland…huddled boosters…the national media is literally slurping this prospect…96 Kentucky…Flight Aware, MEM Int’l…John Wall is on my mind…family life is on Michael Porter’s mind…Fox Channel 13…Cal is literally the most important man in Memphis, and approaching bullets as the most popular overall item…Side Door, the nation turns its lonely eyes to you…work production bottoms out as we are ensconced in live feeds…rumors swirl like an April Oklahoma sky…I don’t even believe myself anymore…I contemplate running away from it all, but remember that I am an adult…banners…Euclid & Woodland…oh yeah, there is a tournament going on…the offer sits, and sits…he’s here…he’s not…Cal sleeps…Donut Shop…Cal would logically be a dunker…live feed, to no one’s surprise, Cal has a large house…to the surprise of many, Cal drives a white Audi…the door opens-oh, just OJ Mayo …so he’s in?…anarchy …wait, out?…depression…hope prevails…motorcade–>airport–>Lexington…euphoric, relieved, cocksure…possibilities abound…should I follow my newborn instincts and brace for the worst?…think I’ll just watch more John Wall…swagger…fans rejoice, marriages are saved, a mini-baby boom hath begun…the name John will rise from obscurity…one small step for humanity, one giant leap for Kentucky basketball …presser…immediate hope confirmed…what a week…Go Big Blue.

Article written by John Dubya

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