I know today is a big day, but let me take a break to make fun of our rivals down the road. UofL got some new football uniforms today, and in classic adidas fashion, they took a cool thing and went WAY too far. The new unis are basically a broke down Affliction version of Oregon’s:
See, there, that looks fine. And then you see A GIANT REALISTIC CARDINAL ON THE SIDE OF THE HELMET:
WTF! That’s like John James Audubon meets zombie apocalypse meets Angry Birds. What is happening with those talons? They’re clawing that player in the ear!
And the cleats! Don’t get me started on the cleats!
I can hear it now…”DON’T TWEAK THAT BEAK BABY! TALONS OF TERROR COMING FOR YOU!”