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The football team did some damage to Mark Stoops’ house

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There’s been a lot of bathroom talk this morning. KSR superfan Rose called into the show this morning to tell the guys a funny story from the football women’s clinic a few weekends back. Rose said that Chantel Stoops, Mark Stoops’ wife, told the fans how she and her husband had the team over for a barbeque recently, and by the end of the party, all three toilets were stopped up, to the point they had to bring plumbers in for several hours to fix the situation. Ew.

What brought up the topic? This quote from JuCo defensive tackle Corey Johnson, who told Alan Cutler this is how he manages his weight:

“I’ll be 290, the next day I’ll be 300, the next day I’ll be 280, so my weight’s flexible. It goes on its own,” Corey said. “I guess ’cause I poop so much. I try to poop like five times a day, three times a day, so it’s hard to keep weight when you’ve got so much going out.”

Wow. Check out the video below:

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14 Comments for The football team did some damage to Mark Stoops’ house



  1. Han
    12:05 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Someone needs to teach kids these days about courtesy flushes, efficient wiping, and the dangers of low flow toilets. Starting to sound like when UT’s coach said his players didn’t know how to shower right.

    Is there an app or vine compilation high schoolers can use? Ugh.



  2. deWildcat
    12:10 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Thanks, but it is too much information. My simple brain now has this horrible picture in it.



  3. upper decker extraordinaire
    12:41 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    It would have been a perfect storm if Johnson and Shagari could have been roommates. Utter destruction of all toilets they touched.



  4. arlo
    1:02 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    damn water-saver toilets.



  5. Andy
    1:03 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Thats a 300Lb man leaving a turd. I can’t imagine what the Stoops bathrooms must have been like after every bomb these Dlinemen left behind.



  6. BurnerTurner5
    1:06 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Like comedian Ron White ask. Have you ever taken a crap so good your pants fit better?



  7. JRock1966
    1:30 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    TMI my friends….TMI.



  8. Bill
    3:17 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Damn, and cyclist buy lightweight wheels for $Thousands.

    They just need to poop more and have less weight to carry.



  9. Pops
    3:49 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Make all the football players poop before each game, lighter, quicker, less waste to carry.



  10. Moe
    4:14 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    This reminds me of a old Ice Cube song Steady Mobbin!

    “Went to mom’s house and dropped a load in the bathroom
    Jumped back in my low rider
    Comin’ out feelin’ about ten pounds lighter”



  11. willie t
    4:37 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Here’s the proper process;
    -unload first wave and flush,
    -unload second wave then flush,
    -if there is third wave, flush that too.

    From there, wipe once and flush…repeat till clean.

    The key is never flush the “goods” along with the paper and never flush multiple paper wipes.

    Flushing 5-6 times is better than stopping it up.



  12. perfect combination
    4:41 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Kentucky football and crap. Like bread and butter.



    • Truth
      8:36 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

      ^^^^^^^^says the UL fan^^^^^^^^^^^



  13. glasgow
    11:48 pm August 5, 2014 Permalink

    Jimmy Kimmel played this video on his show tonight. Hilarious!