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The Different Degrees of “Surrender Cobra”

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Football’s latest and greatest phenomenon to illustrate the agony of defeat is the Surrender Cobra.  It’s a different kind animal, much less deadly than its reptilian cousin but much more humiliating.  The Surrender Cobra has a variety of species within its genus.  During this Bye Week, I’m hear to educate on the different types of Surrender Cobra you need to be aware of entering the Second Half of the season.

When you realize you’re the only one in the office that wore your Halloween costume to work.

@SurrenderCobra

@SurrenderCobra

When you don’t have a tissue to wipe away your tears.

@RedditCFB

@RedditCFB

When it’s so bad you can only use one hand.

@RedditCFB

@RedditCFB

When you still have your swag turned on.

@Pawkahb

@Pawkahb

When that dude just can’t take a hint.

@SurrenderCobra

@SurrenderCobra

When it’s not even halftime.

@fsujuan93

@fsujuan93

When it won’t stop and you’re still standing in the rain.

@GTHOleMiss

@GTHOleMiss

When Mom forgets to buy pizza rolls.

When you regret getting that “Dolphins Super Bowl 50 Champs” tattoo.

@TheAdmiral6

@TheAdmiral6

When you miss a field goal and lose the Iron Bowl on a 109-yard return.

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

1 Comment for The Different Degrees of “Surrender Cobra”



  1. Kyle
    9:17 am October 9, 2015 Permalink

    “I’m HEAR to educate you” C’mon Man, you’re smarter than that…I hope.