There are angry radio call-ins, and there is this. I’m not a medical doctor, but Auburn fan Tammy is absolutely, 100% certifiably insane. The Evidence:
- She hasn’t slept since Saturday.
- She ran her husband out of the house for “runnin’ his mouth and gigglin.'” He will not be invited back until Aubrun wins.
- She screamed so much, for so long, without stopping to breathe once.
- She’s looking for a male prostitute.
However, after watching Auburn through three weeks, I think I can understand why Tammy is so angry. They barely beat two terrible teams, Louisville and Jacksonville State, and were annihilated by LSU and Leonard Fournette on Saturday. If you think Pat Towles is bad, at least he isn’t doing this: