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Meet The QB: Maty Mauk

The college football world was introduced to Maty Mauk in 2012 when he was arrested for leaving the scene of a scooter accident, as well as three other scooter-related charges. Mauk was spotted running a stop sign with two females on board, before he evaded police on the scooter and then on foot.

Then a freshman at Missouri, Mauk was the third-string quarterback in the Tigers’ first year in the SEC. He would redshirt that season, but that did not stop him from enjoying life’s pleasures as a Division I quarterback.

I mean, America F*ck Yeah, right?

Who knew this was possible with a chinstrap beard?

And with a chain hanging out over a black tee? Quarterbacks get away with everything.

Well, almost everything.

Tomorrow, a more mature Maty Mauk will enter the friendly confines of Commonwealth Stadium, hoping to win over the Missouri fans he has lost this season. Mauk was booed in the Tigers’ win last weekend and some are calling for a closer look at freshman Drew Lock, who took some snaps in the UConn win.

It hasn’t been his year so far, statistically, but there’s no denying Mauk’s 17-4 record as the starting quarterback for Mizzou.

There’s also denying how intolerable he seems as a human being in these photos.

Let’s give him 17-5 tomorrow.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

29 Comments for Meet The QB: Maty Mauk



  1. Elmer Skaggs
    2:20 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    Thanks Drew for posting them pictures of them girls. Most of us with old, fat, ugly wives sure do appreciate that.



    • cats paw
      2:31 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Yeah and us Louisville fans are married to skanky prostitutes who whore themselves out for our drugs. L yeah that’s the Louisville way!



    • Brian
      2:32 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      True. Louisville fans aren’t known to be attractive.

      http://cmsimg.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Site=B2&Date=20130907&Category=SPORTS02&ArtNo=309070058&Ref=PH&Item=1&Maxw=640&Maxh=410

      Have you seen their cheerleaders? You will, at PT’s one day. 😉



    • Trollin
      2:33 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Is Card Chronicle really that boring that you need to park yourselves here all day? You guys are more pathetic than I thought, and I had already thought it was bad.



    • Ha!
      2:37 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      This same dude was on here at 3 or 4 this morning trolling.

      #Commitment2HisCraft



    • J-Dub421
      2:38 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Our Patrick and our Drew do not embarass and humiliate our the program like this thug



    • cats paw
      2:39 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Trollin – of course Card Chronicle is that boring, we’re 0-3. It’s like a graveyard over there, people jumping off the bridge.



    • [email protected]
      2:40 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Fake J-Dub we know the thugs are on Louisville’s team. This guy is more of a douche than thug. Nice try though.



    • Ha!
      2:41 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Yeah. AirSoft guns that shoot little yellow plastic BBs. The HUMANITY!!!

      At least neither of them impregnated their 14 yr old cousin. Or got kicked off teams for smacking women around. I mean, good grief…….



    • skeptical african kid
      2:44 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      So you mean to tell me that Louisville trolls are talking shit about our football team……

      ….

      And they haven’t even won a game yet…??



    • cats paw
      2:48 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      dang Elmer was trollin at 3am? That’s worse than me. At least I have a job. I might be flipping burgers at White Castle, but it pays part of mom’s bills. Elmer is probably living off his mom for free. There are worse trolls than me!



  2. Throwin' Stones
    2:24 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    He may be intolerable, or not. I’d say most of us guys from age 19-23 years old could have been photographed in similar situations with desperate scantily clad females and questionable wardrobe choices of our own, no? Eh, I turned out just fine anyways.



  3. CatsBy80
    2:40 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    black & white dress girl… goodness gracious.



    • J-Dub421
      2:43 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Taco meat



    • Troll Slayer
      2:45 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      ^ Not the real J-Dub421. Just a pathetic troll who lives on this site and sweats UK’s nuts.



    • J-Dub421
      3:05 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      What kind of lame weirdo constantly trolls some random person on the internet that they don’t even know????



    • RealCatsFan
      3:19 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Real J-Dub, the internet can be a very scary place.



    • Booby Petrino
      3:23 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      The kind that sports a line beard, UofL flat-bill and lives in his mom’s basement.



  4. Just Say'n
    3:23 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    Well, as far as football goes, if this guy runs loose, we’re doomed. We haven’t defended a QB that can run since the wide tackle six. Thanks Jerry!



  5. Akshay
    3:32 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    Hey guys big fan of the site and love reading, but imo these type of posts gotta stop. Lets focus on our team and the strengths and weakness of our team vs the other. It’s fine to poke fun at a fan base but when you single out another kid…lets make that clear…a kid, it’s distasteful. We shouldn’t be throwing a kid under the bus. He’s just a kid who made some mistakes, who hasn’t. Just my two cents.



    • Yoda
      3:48 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Agreed and well said. Kids do dumb stuff, ours included (*cough* Barker *cough*)…



    • Lol
      4:17 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      You must be new to this site. This is what they’ve done from day 1. And their formula is obviously a success since they’re bigger now than ever before. Lighten up and realize it’s a blog designed to entertain and inform UK fans.



    • Lol
      4:18 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      if these posts bother you, you’d be better off skipping them and not commenting then adding to the success of posts by commenting on them.



    • Lol
      4:19 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      *than



    • Dude
      6:21 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Akshay and Yoda,

      This website is clearly not for you. I recommend finding another UK website to frequent.

      Thanks.



  6. ArmyCat
    3:58 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    First off, Akshay…lighten up Francis! Second, Drew don’t know if you noticed, but Maty Mauk has a strange resemblance to “Luther” from the movie, “The Warriors”….”Warriors, come out to play!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRM2YcGpmxg
    Keep up the good work Drew. Get a good laugh at your posts.



    • papasnapper
      4:19 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

      Wow, I had not noticed that, but looking back he sure does! Just needs a bit more pronounced chin. I wonder if Luther had any children before he was beaten to death on that Coney Island Beach? Could be his grandson. That movie goes back a few years.



  7. Matty Mauk
    5:17 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    Ill wear a chain out over a black tee while stepping on your little red loafers.



  8. ZombieLibrarian
    6:33 pm September 25, 2015 Permalink

    This dude is the Marshall Henderson of SEC quarterbacks.