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Mark Stoops and other SEC Football Coaches as Women is Disturbing

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Typically the dog days of summer give content creators extra time to brainstorm for ways to entertain the masses. Since coronavirus canceled sporting events about three months early, this year it’s as though we’ve had two summers of time to fill. Insert the Twitter thread.

Over the last month “SEC football coaches as _____” has been a popular starting point for folks looking to go viral. Tuesday night KD took it to disturbing new levels by creating the female version of each SEC coach. If this were a game of “Awesome or Weird,” weird would win in a landslide.

You can’t unsee that.

Luckily, not every one of these threads will make your skin crawl. What if Mark Stoops were a Spongebob character?

How about Mark Stoops as a Pokemon?

Or Mark Stoops as a Star Wars character?

I’m not sure why, but apparently Stoops shares bear-like qualities. I’d say he’s much more like an Ewok than Winnie the Pooh. Ewoks look sweet from the outside but they are powerful enough to take down an Evil Empire.

 

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

5 Comments for Mark Stoops and other SEC Football Coaches as Women is Disturbing



  1. joseph_daniel
    11:38 am June 17, 2020 Permalink

    Oh man, Stoops looks like a Total KAREN!!!



    • ClutchCargo
      1:01 pm June 17, 2020 Permalink

      I’ll bet he would love to speak with an official’s manager. lol



  2. W.C.
    12:16 pm June 17, 2020 Permalink

    If it is so Damn disturbing , why did you feel it was necessary to reprint and magnify it?



    • nocode96
      1:24 pm June 17, 2020 Permalink

      Lighten up Francis.



  3. friendsofcoal
    12:11 am June 18, 2020 Permalink

    Stoops looks like a softball coach and Muschamp looks like a hateful grade school principal.