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Maine Creates the Perfect College Football Schedule Poster

by:Nick Roush06/01/20

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[caption id="attachment_301447" align="alignnone" width="1199"] @blackbearsFB[/caption] Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the ideal male body captured in totality by the fine folks from the University of Maine. This is the perfect college football poster. You might be asking yourself, "Does an exposed gut make me want to watch Maine football?" But the more pressing question is, "Maine has a football team?" The answer is, yes, and I only know that thanks to old NCAA Football games. The Black Bears, sponsored by gridiron greats, New Balance, play at the FCS level in the Colonial Athletic Association. Liam Dobson, a third team All-American offensive lineman, is No. 69 in the program and No. 1 in the hearts of rabid Black Bear fans across America. Unfortunately, the program is tone deaf. Instead off glorifying the male body, they made an irrational decision and chose this option. Sad! https://twitter.com/BlackBearsFB/status/1266127109048561664 Entering the 2020 Kentucky football season, The Big Blue Wall is considered one of the best offensive lines in the country. We can only hope that the fine folks at the University of Kentucky give them the respect the deserve (although, I don't know if we need to necessarily replicate this cover of ESPN's 'The Body' issue).

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