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Kentucky football fan sends defensive coordinator DJ Eliot a bag of penis candy

After Kentucky was outscored 72-7 in the last six quarters, defensive coordinator DJ Eliot is taking a lot of heat. Eliot’s unit, which we knew would be vulnerable in spots, is ranked 123rd out of the 128 teams in college football in total defense with 1,084 yards allowed, an average of 542 per game. Yikes.

Several fans are calling for Eliot’s head, and one fan went as far to send him a bag of…well, dicks. KSR regular @JaxTeller_KY sent Eliot a bag of penis-shaped gummy candy via the website DicksByMail.com. Here’s a screenshot of his order:

Unfortunately, Jax got the shipping address wrong, listing the old Nutter Training Center instead of the new football training center. He’ll need to edit that if he wants Eliot to receive the…err, package.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

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21 Comments for Kentucky football fan sends defensive coordinator DJ Eliot a bag of penis candy



  1. BluKudzu
    11:47 am September 12, 2016 Permalink

    This is awful. The guy is doing his best. The person that put him in this position is to blame.
    Come on, we are better than this.



    • RealCatsFan
      12:50 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

      OK, so he needs to redirect the order to Brainfart.



  2. ClutchCargo
    11:49 am September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Classy.



  3. Booby Petrino
    11:51 am September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Terrible. But funny. From a comedy side, I appreciate the gesture.



  4. Patches
    11:52 am September 12, 2016 Permalink

    EJ way over his head. Any DC in the nation with his history at UK would have been fired long ago. He must have some real issues about Stoops to not be fired.



  5. dgtuk
    11:54 am September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Not sure we needed to know that. KSR sinks to a new low.



    • leon singleton
      12:20 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

      can see gay fans having a problem with this story.



  6. Sentient Third Eye
    12:00 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    This post is a real waste of time. We already know Elliot is struggling. We already know that a tiny minority of our fans are unimaginative enough to think this is somehow funny. So what is the point of making a story of it?



    • runningunnin.454
      12:46 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

      Well, it is a news story of sorts, and it is a little funny, classless as this anonymous fan is.



    • redesignco
      1:57 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

      I actually think it was quite imaginative of a gesture. Going a little far, but it’s still funny. And don’t blame KSR for it.



  7. AllBall
    12:02 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Eliot has been Stoops boy since they were together in Wyoming through Fl St and now UK. Loyalty to a fault I’m afraid.



  8. RealCatsFan
    12:32 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    I say well played, sir. Now send some candy vaginas to Stoops.



  9. RealCatsFan
    12:32 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    It’s a candy thing – you fans wouldn’t understand. 😉



  10. Poppschmidty
    1:02 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Stay classy BBN…



  11. Bluebros
    1:23 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Ha, he even used a promo code to get a discount off of the bag of dicks! Keeping it Classy Kentucky!



  12. Willis talkin bout....
    1:57 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    lmao… classy? no probably not. funny? yep!



  13. nybrasky
    2:18 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Douchey. And douchey of KSR to give this clown attention. Someone should send Mrs TT a flaming bag of poo, Billy Madison style.



  14. Howdy Doody
    2:29 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Wish I had thought of it first…I would have signed my name, address & phone number along with a copy of my form dropping my season seats and donations

    BRAVO !



  15. Bluegrass7914
    5:07 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Fuk



  16. Bluegrass7914
    5:08 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Fuk dj elliot. Dont get caught walkn down the street mofo.



  17. stryker6363
    7:11 pm September 12, 2016 Permalink

    Yes his defense is shaky to say the least but lets also break down the games when your offense sucks so bad that it only runs 6 plays in two series in the first quarter it is easy for the other team to wear down a defense. There is more to blame than 1 defensive coordinator. Just looking at it from a whole our QB was 2/10 with 3 interceptions and a net of 10 yards, wont win many games that way. On 34 carries we only had 94 yards thats 2.7 yrd per carry, wont win that way. We ran 48 plays to flordias 83 and 50 to to southern apps 93 wont win games that way. Alot of things to address besides one coach need to look at all phases of the game and a new AD