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Jared Lorenzen is one of the Five Best Lefties in SEC History


KSR Podcaster Jared Lorenzen is internationally for rocking the KSR microphone.  Before he learned that football scouting is about personnel, it’s not personal, he played football a time or two for the University of Kentucky Wildcats.

He was pretty good for those who are old enough to remember.  He threw for a casual 10,354 yards and 78 TDs, breaking school records, no big deal.  Saturday Down South thought he was so good, they consider the Hefty Lefty as the fourth-best lefty to ever sling the pigskin in the SEC.  Their Top Five:

  1. Tim Tebow
  2. Ken “The Snake” Stabler
  3. David Greene
  4. Gerald Lorenzen
  5. Mike Shula

That’s not too shabby, but I think he made a wise choice leaving football for podcasting.  If I was power ranking KSR Football Podcasters, he’d be in my top three.


Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

9 Comments for Jared Lorenzen is one of the Five Best Lefties in SEC History

  1. Sarahvah
    4:02 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

    Tom Tebow *

  2. Blue_Mist
    4:29 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

    Headline is wrong. Their top five included Jared’s second cousin Gerald – not Jared.

    Full List:
    – Tom Tebow
    – Ben “The Bear” Stabler
    – Goliath Greene
    – Gerald “Dunkin Doughnut” Lorenzens
    – Mike Hunt (in honor of Matt)

  3. kyle heavy
    4:33 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

    Josh Forrest got drafted in the 6th round by the LA Rams

  4. Nerds
    5:05 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

    Is KSR hiring for a proofreading position?

    KSR’s motto: “Me fail English? That’s unpossible.”

    • inside info2
      5:08 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

      You must be new here. Welcome to KSR, the site where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right the points are just like a good haircut to Matt Jones.

    • inside info2
      8:31 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

      I still visit this site everyday, even though I hate everyone and everything about it.

  5. jimlowe7
    7:51 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

    I, too, am often appalled at the many typo’s (giving the staff the benefit of the doubt because of the “auto-correct” that often contributes). But you can probably count on both hands (with a couple of fingers left over) the number of members like us who actually KNOW grammar, spelling, etc. because we are old enough to have been taught them when the educational system actually strove for perfection.

    • inside info2
      8:33 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

      In all fairness, its just Nick Roush. The rest are good. That being said, I have never made a grammatical mistakes or typo, ever. I’m THAT good. If I started a blog, it would be the best on the internet.

  6. Nick Roush
    9:24 pm April 30, 2016 Permalink

    If any of you all think that calling Jared, Gerald, was a serious mistake than you obviously don’t listen to the football podcast.