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Have a Good, Long Soak in Tennessee and Louisville’s Misery

Petrino via Jim Brown

Petrino via Jim Brown

To steal Captain Suntan’s line, “It’s a great day to be a Wildcat.” Not only did Tennessee and Louisville lose, they played pathetic football.

Butch Jones had one drive to get a touchdown and save the day by the hair of his little chinny chin chin.  The ball bounced Tennessee’s way.  A penalty gave them another perfect opportunity to score from inside the five-yard line and win by one.  Instead, the Vols lost to South Carolina 15-9, Butch Jones probably lost his job and this guy tried to break his own neck.


Meanwhile in Louisville, the Cardinals proved they are nothing more than “Lamar Jackson and a bunch of dudes.”  UofL scored 42 points and couldn’t win.

Perennial offensive superpower Boston College dropped a cool 555 yards on UofL’s defense.  They didn’t just defeat UofL, they crushed their souls through brute force.

To make matters even more painful for Louisville fans, Jackson was able to carry the Cards back and tie the game, only to have the rug pulled out from beneath their feet with a game-winning field goal; 45-42 BC.

Take a victory lap, Patty Ice.

Secret to beating Loserville? Have Patrick Towles leave your team. Works every time.

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The second half of Kentucky’s schedule is looking about as bad as Bobby Petrino after a long motorcycle ride.

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

17 Comments for Have a Good, Long Soak in Tennessee and Louisville’s Misery

  1. UK Big Board Update
    4:22 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    Anyone think DennyC or Luether will give their takes on this? 😀 😀 😀


  2. callitlikeiseeit
    4:40 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    always great to see university 6 lose to bad teams and I seem to remember alot people on here complaining that we did not hire Jones and some wanted Booby although I think most of us were against the latter. Thank you Mitch for taking the chance on Stoops.

  3. KYcats11
    4:50 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    Hell, Tennessee fans were wanting Butch fired, so they could get Petrino. Not to sure who they want now. My guess would be they would go after Neal Brown. I surely hope that’s not the case. I would hate to see us have to beat Neal Brown every year.

    • maximumscott
      5:03 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

      UT will not take another chance on a coach. They will only go after a proven winner. Sry. Neal Brown wont be going to UT. To high profile. Charle Strong would have a better chance but that isnt happening.

  4. KYcats11
    4:51 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    Or Purdue’s coach, Brohm.

  5. Brian in Franklin
    5:25 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    I love seeing both these teams get beat and struggle, but I really wish we could watch from a distance and not get too close to the burning dumpster, because we may get burned.

    • UK Big Board Update
      7:08 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink


    • Brian in Franklin
      11:43 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

      Snowflake? Really? 1. You don’t know me. 2. Says whoever is hiding behind a screen name. I bet you’ll be the first to get on here and bash whoever on the team didn’t eat the right meal before the game if we were to lose to UT or UL, or God forbid both. I’m just sayin karma is a bitch, and whatever trash you put out be prepared to eat it when it gets served back to you. I for one hate hearing all the BS from both fan bases.

    • UK Big Board Update
      9:17 pm October 15, 2017 Permalink

      Kinda like “UL is gonna hang 70 on UK”? Quit crying, snowflake.

  6. Kudos to Patty Ice for his self deprecating humor. Well done sir. 👏

    • plumloopy
      12:38 am October 15, 2017 Permalink

      Yeah, really. Nice.

  7. thelexcat
    7:05 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    Suffer, baby, suffer.

  8. sprtphan
    7:16 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    Never knew a bye week could be this much fun.

  9. Miller45
    10:40 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    If only florida will lose

  10. Miller45
    10:44 pm October 14, 2017 Permalink

    TAMU 19 Florida 17