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Florida fans are doing a #UKHateWeek campaign on Twitter

You know how I know UK football’s on the way up? Florida football fans have started a #UKHateWeek campaign on Twitter. Gator fans usually only do #UKHateWeek during basketball season, but now that Kentucky probably has their best shot ever to snap the streak, they’re coming after the Cats. So far, I’m not impressed:

Those last two are real original. We’ll keep an eye on this as the week goes on.

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29 Comments for Florida fans are doing a #UKHateWeek campaign on Twitter

  1. jcatron
    12:01 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Hate to admit it but the Stoops one is kinda funny…

    • android guy
      12:06 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

      Yes, have to give them credit for that one. The rest were just sad, though. Were they even trying?

    • theSkinny81
      12:06 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

      I love Stoops, but I’ve thought the same thing privately to myself….

    • Yoda
      2:33 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

      I never even noticed it until now. He could/might be Melissa McCarthy’s brother…

  2. ChicagoCat
    12:03 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    I think its more a factor of how far Florida has fallen than how far we’ve risen. Florida needs this game to make a bowl and they know it.

  3. CatsfaninFL
    12:15 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    That House of Baetheism chick has it hard up…she has like 15 of those posted.

  4. BigBlueBlowUpDoll
    12:22 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Ol’ BullGator made me chuckle a bit though! I hope we beat em by 21!!

  5. funny
    12:24 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Florida football has fallen so low that they hate Kentucky? I’d hate to know how they feel about Alabama!

    • Jota
      12:29 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

      The sad part is, I can’t see were they become the dominate force they were under Meyers. They get good players, but the best will go to FSU. Alot of other powerhouses are going in there getting some as well.

  6. harry
    12:25 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    funny today, wont be Sunday morning.

  7. Sandwich
    12:25 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Florida Gator’s fan’s need to learn the proper u’sage of apo’strophe’s. Lookin’ at you, David Co’sce. Also, WIVES. Good try, though.

  8. HanOfTheBluegrass
    12:30 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Dear rival SEC fans. Please remember that you’re further south than us. All the redneck and cousin-marrying jokes only get progressively more relevant.

    • CATandMONKEY
      1:25 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

      I am ok that we now warrant a hate week from FL in FOOTBALL. They need to remember though that their population of rednecks far exceeds the entire population of KY. Go 2 miles inland anywhere in Florida and you are in a veritable shitehole. Orlando excepted but that is a “special” exception.

  9. Mr. Jay
    12:30 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    David Cosce @dcosce
    What do husband’s and wife’s from Kentucky have in common? The have the same grandparents! #UKHateWeek

    Dear David,
    That’s a good one. I especially like the unnecessary apostrophes and the misspelling of the plural form of wife. You got us good.

  10. CatsFan92
    12:33 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    It’s ironic that Florida fans are making all the incest jokes….in my sociology class in college, I learned that Florida has a higher % of incest relations than Kentucky and Tennessee combined. Lol

  11. Joey
    12:33 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Oh how the mighty have fallen.

  12. AppData
    12:44 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    The biggest difference between Kentucky and Fla.: Per capita, we have more who speak English

  13. BenHur
    12:52 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Man, they really have fallen, borderline desperate to beat UK.

  14. Doug Pelfrey's Facemask
    12:56 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    I guess we should take this as a compliment. Better than Florida just ignoring us and thinking it was cute that we thought we had a chance.

    Hopefully this is the year.

  15. Realme
    12:56 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    I agree that the first one is a bit funny, but the rest are really weak attempts. I doubt they can come up with anything to really get us, because they are the state that is notorious for dumb criminals and weirdos in the news. Hopefully we’ll beat them.

  16. Tommy Cats Fans
    12:57 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Wife’s?? The author of this must actually be the one with sibling parents. Geez……….

  17. Tommy Cats Fans
    12:58 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    The first one with Stoops is very funny……………

  18. RealCatsFan
    1:11 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    It’s a shame for them that now their basketball team is going to suck for the foreseeable future as well. They have fallen a long way from their glory days of dual national championships.

  19. jay in bama
    1:37 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Well this will be interesting!

  20. BobKYCats
    2:06 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
    A: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer.

    Q: Why do Florida grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
    A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

    Q: What’s the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
    A: I-75

    Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Florida University library?
    A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

    Q: Why couldn’t the baby Jesus be born in Florida?
    A: Because they couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

    Q: What does the average Florida student get on his SAT?
    A: Drool.

    Q: Did you hear about the Florida Gator fan who tried to blow up the Tennessee team bus?
    A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

    Q: How many Florida freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, it’s a sophomore course.

    Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose ‘Bama over University of Florida?
    A: He wanted an academic challenge!

    Q: How do you make University of Florida cookies?
    A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

    Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Florida?
    A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

    Q: Whats the difference between the Florida Gators and cheerios?
    A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!

    Q: Why do Florida students have TGIF on their shoes?
    A: Toes Go In First!

    Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Florida?
    A: They cause too much brain damage!

    Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Florida?
    A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

    Q: What are the best four years of a Florida Gators life?
    A: Third grade

    I’m not saying Florida basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

    Q: Why is “The Wave” banned in the Swamp?
    A: Two Gators fans drowned last year.

    Q: What happens when blondes move from Georgia to Florida?
    A: Both states become smarter!

    Q: Why do all the trees in Georgia lean south?
    A: Florida Sucks

    Q: Why do University of Florida basketball players use body heat activated deodorant?
    A: Because it’s the closet they will come to getting a “Degree”.

    Q: What’s the one thing that keeps Florida Gators basketball players from graduating?
    A: Going to Class.

    Q: What do UofF grads use for Birth Control?
    A: Their personalities.

    Q: Why do the Florida Gators eat cereal straight from the box?
    A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

    Q: What’s the difference between Ben Hill Griffin Stadium and a cactus?
    A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

    Q: What does a Florida native and a bottle of beer have in common?
    A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

    Q: What do the University of Florida and pot have in common?
    A: They both get smoked in bowls!

    Q: What is a Florida fan’s favorite whine?
    A: “We can’t beat Alabama.”

    Q: How do you stop a Florida fan from beating his wife?
    A: Dress her in Alabama Crimson!

    Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Gators games anymore?
    A: The student who knew the recipe graduated.

    A man walks into a Tennessee store and says, “I would like a orange hat, blue pants, green sweater, and white shoes.” The clerk says, “Are you a Gator fan?” “Yes,” replies the man, “How did you guess, by the color combination?” “No,” answers the clerk, “because this is a hardware store.”

    A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a South Carolina Gamecocks fan and he was a Georgia Bulldogs fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Gamecocks fan. He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, “Yes, it’s a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Gamecocks fan.” The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. “Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?” The man sat up, looked around, and said “GO GATORS!”

  21. Yoda
    2:34 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Late breaking for this thread, but just read on that Texas has fired their AD, and that Tom Jurich is supposed to be on the short list of candidates…

  22. Tommy Cats Fan
    5:19 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    BobKyCats: awesome. Thanks! Loved everyone!!

  23. Tommy Cats Fan
    5:21 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    Yoda: other late breaking news. The South lost Civil War. Dude, that was like 24 hours ago……

  24. roharmon
    8:29 pm September 15, 2015 Permalink

    What does a girl from Gainesville say after sex? Get off me daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes.