Following Monday’s opening day of fall camp, defensive tackle Cory Johnson told Alan Cutler he can’t maintain a steady weight because he “poops so much.” Johnson said, “I try to poop like five times a day, three times a day; it’s hard to keep weight when you have so much going out.”
The new Wildcats’ hilarious comments have been making the rounds since Cutler uploaded the video, with appearances on the New York Daily News and last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!.
I spent a good part of my morning looking for video of Kimmel’s bit but couldn’t come up with anything. If any of you have a Hulu Plus account (I canceled mine recently), see if you can dig it up and send it to us.
Here is C.J.’s comment to Cutler from Monday: