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What’s your NBA scouting report?

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If feels like we’ve seen a million scouting reports over the past two months and in the spirit of the NBA Draft, SB Nation has a scouting report generator on their site this afternoon that’s good for a few laughs. Mine is correct on all fronts, especially since my Ford Escape can parallel park itself, but what’s wrong with raisin cookies? They’re delicious.

For fun, I looked up some more. This one for Drew definitely isn’t accurate:

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Does Matt have mushy ankles?

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Maybe we can quiz Ryan on “Step Brothers” quotes tomorrow:

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What’s yours?

[SB Nation]

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

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6 Comments for What’s your NBA scouting report?

  1. Scott in Simpsonville
    3:22 pm June 23, 2015 Permalink

    Strengths – Fist Bump expert, Cuddling

    Weaknesses – Poor clutch shooting, Won’t drink out of straws

  2. CatsFanFrankfort
    3:49 pm June 23, 2015 Permalink

    Strengths: Old school mindset, has three arms
    Weaknesses: Attended Duke, skips leg day

    Love that ‘Attended Duke’ is a weakness!

  3. Sir Brandon
    4:41 pm June 23, 2015 Permalink

    Strengths: Sets great screens, Giraffe neck

    Weakness: Dribbles with elbows, likes raisin cookies

    Clearly SB Nation undervalueth mastery of Elizabethan English dialect (and overlooketh a shtick that may hath jumped the shark)

  4. NStewart
    5:42 pm June 23, 2015 Permalink

    Strengths – Got big feet, long arms & big belly

    Weaknesses – Instead of drinking water or Gateraid, drinks Bud Light before each game, and during the game, & of course after. Celebrates win or lose

  5. Pandrew
    12:32 am June 24, 2015 Permalink

    I think I got Drew’s

  6. Pandrew
    12:33 am June 24, 2015 Permalink

    Strengths- Post moves, 9 feet tall
    Weaknesses – No touch, Taco Bell Addiction