First of all, shoutout to the brave and loyal KSR fans who stuck around for this morning’s show despite the pouring rain. You the real MVPs.
It’s been quite a week, hasn’t it? Despite there being no football game on Saturday, there’s been plenty of news courtesy of the school down the road. In case you missed it, here’s a roundup of the best posts of the week:
How Pitino Can Survive, Jonathan Miller
While I find myself, like much of KSR Nation, instinctively rooting against the Cards at every opportunity, I’ve moved past my hard feelings toward Rick personally, choosing instead to remember his role in restoring our Cats to greatness. In that spirit, I’ve gathered my team of recovering politicians: With crisis management skills forged as former targets of the piercing glare of the national media spotlight, we advise clients on managing and surviving public crises like this. Below, my colleagues share guidance from their own painful experiences, as well as a few of our twelve step mantras to counsel Coach Pitino…
“No, no, no. This does not happen everywhere,” Bomani said. “I assure you because if it happened everywhere, we would know that. This does not happen everywhere if for no other reason than I don’t think there are that many college coaches who are either going to spend their own money or get the money from somebody else for this. Where does the money come from? That’s what I want to know. Is this coming on Andre McGee’s debit card, is this coming from straight from the pocket of a booster? How is this getting paid for because the services being rendered don’t sound like they’re cheap.”
Matt on “Outside the Lines”
Matt went on ESPN to discuss the Louisville scandal, which, as you might imagine, thrilled Cardinal fans.
So Many Questions About This Louisville Scandal, Drew Franklin
So let’s say nightwalkers are your thing. Maybe you prefer a seasoned vet in the sack and the way she smells like USA Gold menthols, knockoff Dolce & Gabbana perfume, and week-old Long John Silver’s. It’s not my style, but who am I to judge someone else’s tastes in women? The heart wants what it wants. I get it. No judgment here. Do you.
But why take them to the dorms? Hookers, bless their hearts, traditionally perform their craft in half-star motels and dark alleys. (So I’ve heard.) You don’t take them out of their element and into a new arena. Not only are they fish out of water; in this case, they took pictures and kept a journal and now it’s all over the place.
“This year’s team, as we speak, we stink,” he admitted. “I said to them two days ago; I said, ‘There’s one really good thing that is happening.’ And they said ‘What’s that, Coach?’ I said, ‘We’re not playing tomorrow, so we’re okay. I’m not going to panic yet.’”
I have the new Sports Illustrated cover, Drew Franklin
A dramatic reading of “Breaking Cardinal Rules”, Tyler Thompson
Even though Terry and Rick are friends, it was not friendly conversation. Terry asked tough questions, and Pitino answered (most of) them firmly. Pitino doesn’t plan on stepping down, and he didn’t sound like he was planning on missing any games. It was a strange interview, but a MUST LISTEN. It’s one of those interviews that will be talked about for years to come.
Seven Things We’ll Miss Seeing On Saturday, Nick Roush
Almost Midseason Grades and Miscellaneous Rankings, Freddie Maggard
Overall, the junior has been an offensive catalyst. Kentucky has scored 16 touchdowns. Patrick Towles has directly contributed for 11 of those. For some, this grade will be too high. But his 68 percent total touchdown contribution rate is too high for a C, and his sporadic play doesn’t warrant an A. Strip the name, read above stats and assign a grade. That may help.
Enjoy your bye weekend, guys.