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UK Coaches vs. UK Coaches: Who Wins?

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There was a big debate on today’s radio show thanks to Randy, a caller, who pit all seven of Kentucky’s basketball coaches against each other, in various scenarios, in their prime at Kentucky. The seven hypotheticals sparked a fun discussion between Matt and Ryan, but now we want your opinions.

So do us a solid and answer the following questions:
 

Question 1: If all seven coaches were to fight, who wins?

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Question 2: Who would win Jeopardy?

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Question 3: Who, if they all had a cell phone, would have the most friends that would call them?

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Question 4: Who could drink the most bourbon?

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Question 5: Who would win a foot-race?

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Question 6: Who would be the best at fixing a car?

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Question 7: Who would be the best at karaoke?

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Me, I’m going…

In a fight: Billy Gillispie
On Jeopardy: Tubby Smith
Most friends: Joe B. Hall
Most bourbon: Eddie Sutton
In a race: Rick Pitino
Fix a car: Adolph Rupp
Best karaoke: Joe B. Hall

You can listen to the segment in the beginning of Hour 2 of today’s show:

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

12 Comments for UK Coaches vs. UK Coaches: Who Wins?



  1. BigTimeOwen
    3:05 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    Really? Not picking Billy G for the foot race?



    • jcatron
      3:08 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

      Alan Cutler said Billy Clyde can run like the wind blows.



    • ClutchCargo
      3:31 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

      Exactly! BCG is the only one on the list whose foot race-winning ability is documented on video.



  2. Loserville Hater
    3:36 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    Billy G to win the fight….Who wants to fight a crazy drunk?



  3. jman3715
    3:36 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    Billy is to beer as Sutton is to bourbon.



  4. Bill the Cat
    5:08 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    There is a late scratch, BCG has been removed from the contest for failing to meet the criteria. He was never achieved his ‘prime’.



  5. SADmaninKy
    5:21 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    I think Joe B. would hang in there in the fight, maybe not win, but, hey, he’s 87!



  6. Chaz
    5:43 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    I think we’re neglecting Tubby’s laser stare. He would make other coaches wilt before the match even started.



    • runningunnin.454
      6:23 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

      Absolutely. When Tubby was at Tulsa or somewhere, two of his players were involved in a skirmish on the floor, He grabbed them both and tossed them around like rag dolls, and his eyes were shooting flames.



  7. UKinIN
    6:04 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    Sutton would not have the most friends to call. If he had he wouldn’t have hit so many trees lining the streets of Lexington. He could have called a friend to pick him up. And that picture makes him look like a character from a SNL skit.



  8. PaulRCollins
    7:06 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    Geez, it is the summer doldrums already, isn’t it?



  9. Radio Ron
    7:12 pm May 26, 2016 Permalink

    The “Baron” would win in a fight. I knew Adolph Rupp and the rest of the coaches could not stand up to the ‘man in the brown suit’…he WAS a fighter!