Retina scanners coming to the basketball facility
Stock photo (Not an actual UK basketball player)
On Monday, Mitch Barnhart teased some upgrades coming to the Joe Craft Center, and today Calipari confirmed that his practice facility will indeed get a major overhaul within the next few years.
Among the upgrades?
Retina scanners!!!!!
“We’re getting them,” Calipari told reporters today. “And it’s not because I’m trying to stay up with (the football team). Our guys lose those fobs, so we gotta prop doors open. Anyone that wants to come in, there’s no locked doors here now.”
Now let’s talk for a minute, BBN. “There’s no locked doors” does not mean you can crash UK’s practices. I know a lot of you are considering it now that you know the doors are propped open, but do not do that. Stop it. You’re still thinking about it. I know you. You’re planning your sneak attack now. Don’t do it. Resist temptation. Stop. DO NOT.
8 Comments for Retina scanners coming to the basketball facility
Anybody know where to get any high-quality Cal portraits? Just need the top half of his head…….
Thanks.
I’m ready to see how many UL Minardi jokes will come of this! Just don’t make them on Ted Kennedy’s b’day!
Bad idea. Repeated use can cause damage.
Shut up, Casper. You god damned idiot.
Wow, someone made 2 posts in my name at around 1:30 in the morning. Your post was made at 1:38.
Are you the same person? That guy is an immature kid always running his mouth who thinks he is someone because of his daddy.
UK Big Board, what are the chances your IP matches the 2 posts made in my name around 1:30 a.m.?
And you call me the idiot.
Smfh. Wow. You are a paranoid little bitch, aren’t you?
Here’s a hint: stop posting dumb shit. Better yet, just stop posting altogether. You never post anything of any value.
And yes, you are an idiot.
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Head case. OCD. An immature kid running his mouth who thinks he is someone because of his daddy.