Tickets for the 2016 Division I Men’s Basketball Championship go on sale this Saturday, but you can jump ahead of the line and get yours today with the super secret presale code.
Luckily for you, I have the presale code and I am willing to give it to you under one condition: you can’t tell anyone where you got it. You know the deal around here. You take it to your grave. KSR is a trust tree and this tree has no room for snitches. If we’re going to continue giving you classified information, you’re going to have to keep quiet about it.
So we good? Good.
The presale code is FASTBREAK. Tickets can be purchased here.
Now get out of here. You never saw me. We’ve never met. I don’t exist. Ghost.