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NCAA named its five best-dressed coaches and WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLICE DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST

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Add “naming its best-dressed coaches” to the list of things the NCAA can’t get right. The governing body of college athletics recently released its High Five: Sharp-dressed Men and, much like the UNC scandal and everything else, the NCAA dropped the ball.

Here’s the five:

5.) Mike Bray, Notre Dame
4.) Billy Donovan, Florida
3.) Rick Byrd, Belmont
2.) Rick Pitino, Louisville
1.) Jay Wright, Villanova

Notably absent is Kentucky’s own Slice Rohrssen, arguably the best-dressed man to ever stand on hardwood. Nova’s Jay Wright deserves his spot on the list, but the other four guys don’t touch a thread on one of Slice’s three-piece, pinstripe suits.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

10 Comments for NCAA named its five best-dressed coaches and WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLICE DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST



  1. BigBlueBoom
    12:33 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

    First of all, I agree on Slice. Second, Pitino wears a suit once a year that makes him look like a tampon so he should be disqualified.Third, John Robic’s hair can make any wardrobe look good so he should be included too.



  2. ukbradstith
    12:36 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

    Those are head coaches. Anthony grant should be on there for his shirts alone.



    • RealCatsFan
      12:44 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

      I guess Mrs. Tyler didn’t get to put in her vote for Mr. Grant.



    • Rixter
      3:08 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

      That’s the point I was going to make, too. Anthony Grant taught Billy Donovan how to dress, they got that one wrong.



  3. Blueheart
    12:39 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

    I feel backward for even complaining about such a dumb list, but the fact that turtleneck-wearing Mike Bray is on there is ridiculous.

    Like we needed another reason to not take the NCAA seriously.



    • RVKCAT
      12:42 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

      I totally agree about Mike Bray.



  4. Rixter
    3:09 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

    Daggum Roy didn’t make this list?



  5. Sublem
    4:00 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

    Calipari wears some of the most expensive suits, how the hell did he not make the list?



    • Leuther
      5:53 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

      Same reason Slice didn’t. Both are built like the Pillsbury Doughboy…



    • UK Big Board Update
      6:26 pm December 23, 2014 Permalink

      Leuther is full-on trollin’ now! Your Cards asses will be ours – again – on the 27th! Again.