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Meet your 2014-15 Kentucky Wildcats basketball team

Officially introduced on Twitter today by @KentuckyMBB…

Marcus Lee
Devin Booker
Aaron Harrison
Tyler Ulis
Andrew Harrison

Karl Towns
Sam Malone
Willie Cauley-Stein
Tod Lanter
Alex Poythress
EJ Floreal
Dominique Hawkins
Brian Long
Derek Willis
Trey Lyles
Dakari Johnson

See them in action for the first time this Sunday at 1 p.m. on ESPNU.

Cats.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

36 Comments for Meet your 2014-15 Kentucky Wildcats basketball team



  1. KC
    11:34 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Devastation Incorporated II



    • Roofus Howls
      12:14 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      Skandar Akbar approves of that comment.



  2. Wax On
    11:36 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

    I see Lanter is a big fan of banana boat tanning oil.



  3. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    11:38 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Brian Long’s biceps do not appreciate that camera angle.



    • JoeMoney333
      11:47 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

      +1



  4. Bringith
    11:41 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

    I lost my car keys. I think they are stuck in Sam Malone’s hairy arms



  5. Drew Franklin
    11:43 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

    This comments section is off to a good start.

    Two things:

    1. Tod used all of the lube and I think I see his nipples.
    2. HOW IS BRIAN LONG STILL 155 AFTER THREE YEARS?



    • Tod
      11:51 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

      Well what had happened was….



    • NashBlue
      12:47 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      Tod needs a size larger in that jersey.



    • CDub
      2:35 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      Tod’s “headlights” are on.



    • Do You Even Lift?
      2:39 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      I don’t think Long has picked up a weight the entire time he has been here. Why would you waste your 4 years here with some of the best training equipment and staff available in the country and not try to get jacked. Worst excuse of a walk-on ever.



  6. Maaaan, listen....
    11:45 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Towns looks terrifyingly swole.



  7. Big J
    11:52 am August 6, 2014 Permalink

    I thought Ulis was from Chicago.



    • Ratt
      7:26 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      He is. That’s a mistake.



    • Chris Thacker
      3:22 pm August 7, 2014 Permalink

      Tyler is from Lima Ohio originally. He moved to Chicago in high school but Lima, Ohio is his hometown.



  8. JBCat
    12:03 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Can anyone identify the type of animal Sam is holding by his waist?



  9. that guy
    12:09 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    I see Lanter is a fan of the shmedium jersey…coupled with copious amounts of oil makes this borderline uncomfortable



  10. LexCat
    12:19 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    I see Lanter went for the body paint instead of a jersey. Now that’s dedication.



  11. kyle heavy
    12:22 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    -Our man Lanter needs to go up a size in Jerseys.
    -Brian Long is like Benjamin Button. He is shrinking in size as he ages. Seriously you cannot tell me that kid has touched a weight in 4 years of offseason training.
    -Say what you will about Sam Malone’s furry arms, but he appears to at least have gone into the weight room at least couple of times during his 4 years of some of the best training offered for free.
    -I would hate to be Willis and Lee at 6’9 and try to gain as much weight in so little time. They have a few months to try and bulk up and then it is back to running their arses off for conditioning. They literally probably have to have 5,000-10,000 calories a day to bulk at all.
    -Hawkins ties with Poythress for having the biggest shoulders on the team.



  12. Dubbya
    12:23 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Brian Long just makes me laugh.



  13. shawn
    12:35 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Four small arms covered in white cloth



  14. BillDozer
    12:37 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Lanter looks like Hulk Hogan with the baby oil. Everyone has some on, but thats the first thought I had when I saw him.



  15. Cleophas M Barfunkle
    12:54 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Brian long needs more greasy muscle shine. He got robbed in Photoshop and punched in the face on picture day. He’s still my hero, though.



  16. #9. Duh.
    1:43 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    EJ’s photo is hilarious. Anybody else feel like a Slim-Jim?



  17. Quiz
    1:54 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Team A: Lee, Aaron Harrison, Towns, Malone, Cauley Stein, Lyles, Johnson
    Team B: Booker, Ulis, Andrew Harrison, Lanter, Poythress, Floreal, Hawkins, Long, Willis

    Which player should be on the other team?



    • Answer
      1:58 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      Aaron Harrison should be on Team B



    • Reason
      2:00 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      Team B has balls.



  18. Brian Longs Hair
    2:12 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Even when the players were told to look intimidating, D Hawkins still chooses to smile.



  19. Block Party
    2:36 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Dakari is the only one whose intimidating look seems natural. Everybody else just looks like they’re trying to keep a straight face. And for the record, Dakari looks ready to break you.



    • bbn#1
      3:59 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

      i also think towns looks ready to hurt someone



  20. krispy creme
    2:39 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    B Long must poop on Cory Johnson’s schedule.



  21. bosshogg24
    3:23 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Towns was measured a year ago and was 7’0″ in his socks, someone is playing games with the measurements! I would say, neither Harrison is 6′ 6″.



  22. Hank McCoy
    3:57 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Sam ran out of Nair halfway down his arms..

    You should see the bottom half of his balls..



  23. Piedma Schwartz
    4:45 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    Harrisons look like grown ass men



  24. Luther
    9:01 pm August 6, 2014 Permalink

    40 – 0 baby!!



  25. Mubba
    12:53 am August 8, 2014 Permalink

    I’m diggin Sam Malone’s Ed Grimly hair style.