Mandatory Credit: Bob Donnan-USA TODAY SportsIf you’ve been on Twitter in the past week, you might have noticed tweets that look like this:
Can you describe your favorite game as boring as possible
— PKBanjo (@PKBanjo) July 4, 2020
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible.
— Bodhi Elfman (@bodhielfman) July 9, 2020
It’s a new trend that’s taken the internet by storm, and many people have followed suit by posting their own challenges. For example, the UK Basketball account tweeted this the other day:
Describe your favorite @KentuckyMBB moment as boring as possible.
— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) July 8, 2020
From “Demarcus Cousins requested people to telephone him,” to “A man with long arms and a unibrow blocked some shot and won a championship,” the responses didn’t disappoint.
It inspired us at KSR to come up with some of our own boring descriptions of iconic UK basketball and football moments. Here’s what we got:
John Wall flexed his muscle:
Tayshaun Prince made some long shots:
Wiley Cauley-Stein went to Gainesville and dunked:
Jodie Meeks scored some points in Knoxville:
Josh Harrellson threw a hard pass:
Aaron Harrison made a three pointer. Then another. Then another.
When it comes to football, Kentucky punter Max Duffy might have had the best one:
Kentucky coach makes roof alterations https://t.co/awFWtyOsit
— Max Duffy (@Max__Duffy) July 9, 2020
Here’s what we came up with on the gridiron:
Stevie Johnson got open and broke a tackle:
A fan had an even better one for Stevie:
Stevie practiced social distancing
— Brandon Camic (@brandondc87) July 9, 2020
Benny Snell scored a touchdown in the Citrus Bowl:
Mike Douglas tipped a pass:
Braxton Kelley made a tackle against a good team:
Stephen Johnson liked what he saw:
A streak ended:
What do you think, BBN? Give us your most boring descriptions in the comments.