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Guess the secret that has Willie Cauley-Stein sooooooooooo hype

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Willie Cauley-Stein just tweeted about a secret that has him very excited, and because we hang onto every single word these kids tweet, let’s lose our minds over it.

If it’s UK-related, and who even knows if it is, my guess is he just found out where the team will take its trip this summer. Willie seems like a guy who would enjoy a beach somewhere and the rumor is UK has been looking to go toward the Bahamas or Puerto Rico.

Or maybe it’s a new pair of shoes or a new floral shirt. It’s Willie, so I’m not putting anything past him. Maybe it’s a coloring book.

Got any good guesses?

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

70 Comments for Guess the secret that has Willie Cauley-Stein sooooooooooo hype



  1. Melvit
    2:02 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    I’m guessing he got to see the uncensored Ron Jeremy photo.



  2. STOOPS TROOPS
    2:04 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    He’s playing WR this fall. At the very least he’s blocking extra points and FG attempts



    • MinnesotaCatsFan
      2:45 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Wait….WCS played football???

      You’re kidding……….



  3. ukfastcat
    2:09 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    He hacked the code to the lock on the all women’s dorm for summer school.



  4. Runner
    2:14 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Hearing a new shipment of prepaid debit cards arrived for the basketball team.



    • schwing
      2:19 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      always cash. always. didn’t you read the deadspin article about the bag man?



    • Hayley's quadriceps
      2:25 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Sweet 16 loss still hurts doesn’t it?



    • stupid sexy flanders
      4:36 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      straight cash, homey



  5. Hayley's quadriceps
    2:15 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Found a 64 pack of crayons.



  6. schwing
    2:19 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    banged it out.



  7. Hoosier Cat
    2:20 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Wow, the trolls are out today.



    • Han
      2:23 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      It’s not like there’s anything interesting about their teams to keep them busy.



    • Fake John Short
      2:23 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Han likes cum in his face.



    • Fake John Short
      2:24 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Yes indeedy



  8. Fake John Short
    2:21 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    He is leaving for the NBA. Jokes on us. Yes indeedy.



  9. TN CAT
    2:24 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Willie slipped one passed the goalie and is going to be a dad.



    • MattP
      3:48 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      This is what my initial thought was…..



  10. dragonlord741
    2:24 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    His most recent coloring book came with a pack of stickers too!



  11. nuke99m
    2:25 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    He found out they are playing a game in Forks Township, Northampton County, Pennsylvania. Why is that important? It’s the home of Crayola



  12. STOOPS TROOPS
    2:25 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Trolls gtfoh quit hatin on willie



    • Ted Maxi
      2:29 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Dude, tell your wife she needs to go home. She won’t leave my bed.



    • STOOPS TROOPS
      2:34 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      UL 1 Calipari 6. EAT IT



    • Ted Maxi
      2:38 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Dude, I am not even a sports fan. This site has been posted on reddit and 4chan for people to troll non-stop.



    • Ted Maxi
      2:39 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      What the hell is a UL?



    • theWilkman
      3:03 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Ted Maxi – you coming here from reddit/4chan makes a lot of sense. Explains the “your wife” comment. I can’t wait for you to bust out a “your mom” next. Such cutting edge humor!



    • Ted Maxi
      3:05 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      It is and always has been about the lolz.



    • theWilkman
      3:06 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Your life must be awesome!



    • Ted Maxi
      3:11 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Eh had the day off since finals ended a few days ago. It’s sad you all are so obsessed over some kids playing ball. Get a life champ!

      All about the lolz.



    • Original MarkyMark
      4:21 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      ^Definitely a Virgin…had the day off and searches Reddit



  13. Martha Wells
    2:27 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Matching formal shirt\ shoes!?!



  14. ug
    2:31 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Salute Your Shorts is making a comeback on Nickelodeon.



    • ukbaby
      3:36 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      frick i wish



  15. I SAYY
    2:35 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Drew I know news is going to be slow for a little bit, so just for giggles you should totally link that vine of the girl getting hit with a shovel. Look it up on twitter for a good laugh.



    • dwildslex
      3:23 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      that was the craziest video I’ve seen in a LONG time….crazy



  16. CatsPonBirds
    2:36 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Another UofL player was arrested



  17. Sun at the Beach
    2:44 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    They will be playing in the Bahamas this summer



    • So sorry
      2:53 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      No one cares dude. Go wipe the cum off your face.



  18. Azubuike's Bicep
    2:56 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    He beat Contra.



    • Azubuike's Bicep Wife
      2:58 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Hi Honey. I will be home late.



  19. Willy T Bigpipe
    2:57 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    He probably just found out someone was playing the bagpipe at willy t during finals week and he has the inside tip they are coming back tonight



  20. Having Fun
    3:00 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Blonde eyebrow hair plugs for next season. He will be the Dennis Rodman of unibrows.



  21. Jake from State Farm
    3:00 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Found out he could save 15% on his car insurance.



    • DerbyDemon
      5:19 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      We have a winner!



  22. Ted Maxi's sister
    3:20 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Hey Ted….guess what? we’re going on the Maury Povich show next week!!!!!!



    • Ted Maxi
      3:22 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Sweet! Can’t wait.

      Side note: Literally nothing you say will bother me.



    • Original MarkyMark
      4:20 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      ^Virgin



  23. TRU BLU
    3:23 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    WILLIE HAS FOUND A WAY TO CLOAN HIMSELF.



  24. The Loco Pollo
    3:27 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    They’re bringing back the denim unis!



  25. Tinfoil Hat
    3:34 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    I, for one, welcome our visiting trolls from 4chan, Reddit, and other damp and sticky parts of the internet. They provide a bit of entertainment during the slow news period over the summer. However, I prefer IU trolls. Their poor spelling and spurious logic (IU beat UK in the regluar season!!! IU >>> UK Championchip Team!! Watford 4ever!) are always a welcome diversion.



    • Ted Maxi
      3:39 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      What is IU? Seriously, I don’t watch sports so I haven’t a clue what you are talking about. Again this site was listed as a place to get a good trolling in. (You people apparently freak out).

      Thanks for the fun. If you want the website to see your reactions just let me know.



    • Alamo_CatFan
      3:51 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      That’s funny. Things are so bad they disown having knowledge of sports. Pro tip: Denial only works for so long. Eventually you’ll have to come to terms with the fact that your team is beta and we are alpha. Here’s to ongoing grief therapy champ.



  26. Ted Maxi
    3:35 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    ATTENTION EVERYONE: Nothing you say bothers me. Do I need to repeat myself? I am just here spending my time telling you it is pathetic for you to spend your time trying to decipher someone else’s thoughts. That is all. You can’t change me. I was born this way.



    • Ted's maxipad
      3:48 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Maxi Pad you must be a pretty outstanding popular with lots of friends. Just don’t know where you find the free time to post on a site that you are not even associated with. Keep your chin up maybe one day it will all come together for you. Until then keep pissing excellence because you are only as awesome as your pea brain thinks you are.



  27. Rei
    3:43 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    I remember when 4chan “raids” involved more than one person. You kids grow up so fast.



    • Bluegrass
      3:44 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Not a raid. Just a troll at your leisure thing.



  28. Big J
    3:53 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Guys, studies show that Trolls are psychopaths and sadists. Just ignore him.



  29. rockatao
    3:56 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    WCS gf transferring to UK. IIRC she’s a big-time player also, so it can’t be announced just yet



    • dwildslex
      4:13 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Good call rockatao! WCS’s gf plays at U of Arkansas who has a new coach…this very well may be the correct answer



  30. Ted Maxi
    4:00 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Listen to me! Listen to me! And while you’re at it, watch me eat a spoonful of my own boogers. I’m sorry, did I make you gag? I really need a friend, will you watch me take a bath with a squirrel?



    • Original MarkyMark
      4:19 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      ^Virgin



    • Chris
      4:35 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Hey idiot !! This is sports message board !! Is it really fun to post childish nonsense and then fall back on i dont know what your talking about? And u dont bug me !! But there are kids and moms who are Kentucky fans on here , thats what makes u such a D-Bag



    • Original MarkyMark
      4:54 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      That kid is a loser and definitely a D-Bag…Just let him do his thing, however pathetic it is.



    • Aiden
      6:51 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

      Chris is a cum eater



  31. Blue Biscuit
    4:10 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Willie knows the name of the fan who’s getting a tattoo of Coach Cal’s new hip.



  32. stupid sexy flanders
    4:37 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Pizza party!!!



  33. raccoon
    4:58 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    I’m going to guess a regular season game against Kansas.

    btw, no non-conference games scheduled yet? Publicly?



  34. OFA
    5:38 pm May 6, 2014 Permalink

    Hey Ted Maxi..Organizing for Action called and they need help over on a tea party site. OFA trains all the trolls and operatives.



  35. To All
    1:56 am May 7, 2014 Permalink

    Im sure its just another casual sleep over at the Pent House Pent House. You all are crazy giving this guy the time of day.



  36. dick baumgartner
    9:17 am May 7, 2014 Permalink

    maybe he figured out how to make his free throws